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How I Wrote 100,000 Words In Less Than A Day

And strategies you can use to do the same

“Matt, how the hell do you write so much?”

People ask me that question all the time. And when I tell them how I do it, they’re absolutely flabbergasted. They think it’s insane, impossible, and many other things. Yet, it’s true.

Over the past few months, I’ve become a lot more productive than everyone else. I’ve put in the time, effort, and energy to improve my writing process. And as a result, I’m able to write 100k words every day.

Here’s how.

I Published Way More Than Necessary

Some people like to publish two or three articles per month. Others prefer seven. But I’m different. I’ll happily publish 75+ articles every month because I think it’s important to continually practice my craft.

That strategy has led to incredible results. I’ve been able to refine each aspect of my writing process to ensure I’m as efficient as humanly possible. And, of course, having a massive portfolio of work is pretty damn good for my income.

I Spent A Long Time Increasing My Typing Speed

The average person types approximately 40 words per minute. But as you might expect, I’m not average. Over the past few months, I’ve managed to increase my writing speed to 245 words per minute. So, it only takes me seven hours to write 100,000 words each day.

I can write and publish a lot more than anyone else. Because of my inhuman typing speed, it only takes me one week to write an entire novel. But right now, I’m trying to decrease that time to less than five days.

I Pay Someone To Feed Me To Avoid Wasting Time

I spend the majority of my waking hours sitting down at my desk and writing. So, I hired a live-in chef to cook all of my meals and feed me with a silver spoon.

Implementing this strategy helps me to save at least three hours per day. After all, I’m no longer making food in the kitchen or wasting valuable seconds lifting the utensils from the plate to my mouth. To do otherwise would be terrible for my productivity and bank balance.

I Use Voice Dictation To Write In The Shower

Of course, it’s important to stay hygienic. However, I believe that spending fifteen minutes in the shower being unproductive is a complete waste of time. That’s why I use voice dictation to write whenever I’m unable to type.

Plus, I get a lot of excellent ideas while standing in the shower. So as you’d expect, using voice dictation is just another useful strategy that I use to stay creative during every single hour of the day.

If you want to be like me, consider adopting the above strategies. Become prolific and see what you’re truly capable of achieving.

Sure, writing 100,000 words per day might seem difficult. But I’ve done it. Which means you can, as well.

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Disclaimer: This article is humorous, fictional, and for entertainment purposes only. Information will be inaccurate. Therefore, it should not be considered financial or legal advice.