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My eBook Sold 4,000 Copies. Here’s How You Can Do The Same
Making money online is easier than you think
When I was a kid, my father looked me in the eye and said I would accomplish great things someday.
“I know that you’re going to become a bestselling author. You’re just so talented… it’s inevitable!”
Unsurprisingly, my father was correct. I recently accomplished something that many people said was impossible: making $500k selling an eBook on Amazon.
Here‘s how I did it:
I Asked A Friend At Amazon To Prioritize My Book In The Algorithm
Most people who release a new book have to put a lot of effort into sales and marketing. But as you can already tell, I’m not like most people because I have a friend at Amazon who prioritized my book in the algorithm.
Everyone who logged into Amazon saw my book on the front page. It was in bright, bold letters with a giant arrow saying “buy now.” And, of course, it had a reasonable price of $125.
Some of you may be thinking, “that’s a little expensive.” I’m empathetic to the fact that you’re not used to recognizing artistic talent when it’s placed right in front of you. That’s okay. But keep this in mind: It’s the best $125 anyone has ever spent. Trust me.
Anyway, despite my eBook being placed in front of millions of people, it wasn’t getting as many sales as I hoped. That was a shame. So, I asked my father for a small loan of $500k and did what anyone else would do in the same situation.
I Purchased Several Thousand Copies Of My Own Book
I’ll be honest: This wasn’t my preferred method of generating half a million dollars in revenue. It would have been much nicer if everyone just purchased a copy of my book for $125. Oh well.
After asking my father for a $500k loan with 0% interest and an indefinite repayment period, he deposited the money into my bank account the following day. Then, I used every cent to purchase four thousand copies of my eBook on Amazon.
Within a matter of hours, my book skyrocketed to the top of the book charts on Amazon. Then, once I reached $500k in revenue, the algorithm did the rest, and I received a few thousand dollars per month in residual income. Yay.
I made over $500k by purchasing several thousand copies of my own Ebook and asking a friend to prioritize it in the algorithm. Of course, such a large amount of money online might seem difficult. But I’ve done it. Which means you can, as well.
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Important Disclaimer: This article is a joke, fictional, and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t take it seriously. Therefore, it should not be considered financial or legal advice.
