Simply humorous
How I Found the Secret to Making Easy Money on Fiverr
Without showing my face or revealing my voice
A buyer on Fiverr recently wanted to enroll in my 90-day online mobility program. I was over the moon as the gig had been collecting dust since January 2021. The next message he sent me, however, threw me off my chair. He wanted to see my toes! WHAT! “Toes?”, I asked again.
The buyer — let’s call him Chris. Sorry to all the Chrises who are reading this, I am not targeting you unless, of course, you are the buyer who wanted to see my lovely toes.
Chris further replied, “Yes, your toes. you see, I love seeing women’s toes. Nothing more. I love to see those toes of yours. If you can wear the same socks that I saw in one of your fitness videos, that’ll be great.”
I asked again, “Wait, hang on. So are you telling me that, you don’t want to get fitter or healthier, and you basically have a foot fetish or toe fetish in this case?”
Chris replied, “No, I do want to get healthier. But I also really want to see your toes. Okay?”
“Okay, so it IS a toe fetish, Sir. Get that right. Sorry, it’s a no-go for me.” I immediately hit Send back to him. Things went south pretty quick from there. His last reply was “Okay, fine. Bye, You are close-minded”.
WOW! Serious, Universe. You are doing this to me? Calling me close-minded because I refused to take a client who wanted to see my toes! Whatever happened to morality and integrity! If anything, I am known to be pretty open-minded amongst my peers.
I guessed I must start showing my toes more on Fiverr to get more clients, after all, that’s where the money is now, right?
In the 21st century, it’s a No Toes, No Does world. Start doing your pedicures, ladies, and gentlemen.
Oh, by the way, I reported Chris to Fiverr for harassment.
Disclaimer: Please exercise discretion when soliciting clients on freelance gig platforms. Always be safe and do your due diligence. If something seems too good to be true, it often is.
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