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Summary

The article humorously addresses the challenges of intimacy and sex for parents with children at home, suggesting that quick encounters become necessary due to time constraints and the exhaustion of parenting.

Abstract

The piece, written by Kristen Sears Cudd, recounts the humorous yet accurate depiction of parents' sex lives after having children. It highlights the shift from the passionate encounters of their pre-parenting days to the current reality, where the ability to have a quick intimate moment is paramount. The article emphasizes the irony that the deepest fantasy for young parents is no longer about sex but about getting enough sleep. Despite the obstacles to sexual activity, the author advocates for more orgasms as a means to relax and become more easygoing parents. The article also references a related piece discussing the shocking factors that hinder parents from engaging in sex.

Opinions

  • Parental sex is often dictated by the speed and convenience due to the presence of children.
  • Sleep becomes a more coveted "fantasy" for young parents than sex.
  • The author believes that regular orgasms could contribute to more relaxed parenting.
  • There is an acknowledgment that many parents are not having as much sex as they might like.
  • The article implies that the realities of parenting can be humorously at odds with maintaining a sex life.
  • The challenges of parental intimacy are further detailed in a linked article exploring 24 shocking things that prevent parents from having sex.

How Fast Can You F*ck?

Hilarious and unfortunately, so true.

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Kristen Sears Cudd told me that one wise mom once asked her in relation to the question of sex with kids at home: ‘How fast can you f*ck?’. Because with children, hooking up is no longer like in the hot and heavy days. The deepest fantasy of most young parents is to be able to sleep, isn’t it? LOL

With children in the house, the path to orgasm is full of obstacles. But I’m convinced we all should be having more orgasms in order to be more relaxed and easygoing parents. Unfortunately, we aren’t.

In my latest funny piece, I explore the many reasons why parents don’t have a little sexy time.

The reasons are hilarious and unfortunately, so true.

Find out more about the 24 shocking things that keep parents from having sex😜 🤪:

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