POLITICAL LUNACY
House Freedom Dumb Asses, How Do I Hate Thee?
Let me count the fucking ways

Speaker Charlie McCarthy is as full of shit as a Christmas turkey when he said he dumped Adam Schiff and Eric Swalwell from the House Intelligence Committee (an oxymoron at this point with Republicans chairing the committee).
This rejection is pure payback for Democrats kicking Texas Rep. Paul Gosar for posting a video depicting violence toward Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and President Joe Biden. Meanwhile, Georgia Rep. Marjorie “Jewish Space Laser” Taylor Greene was kicked off committee assignments for her adherence to QAnon conspiracy theories, which she denied, despite a Facebook page of proof.
McCarthy, the House minority leader, then rebuked Greene publicly for her lunacy but refused to take any action against her. Sounds like 2023, hey?
Speaking of jackasses, Greene has been seated on the House Homeland Security Committee. Gosh, I feel so much safer now.
Gosar returned to his seat on the House Committee on Natural Resources. I wonder how long the committee will take to recommend selling drilling rights on Native American and National Park lands.
Let’s not forget the number of House Freedom members who sought presidential pardons from Donald Trump. The list includes Republican ass clowns Mo Brooks of Alabama, Matt Gaetz of Florida, Andy Biggs of Arizona, Louie Gohmert of Texas, Scott Perry of Pennsylvania, and Greene.
Brooks emailed White House officials recommending Trump to “give general (all-purpose) pardons to the following groups of people: … Every Congressman and Senator who voted to reject the electoral college vote submissions of Arizona and Pennsylvania.”
Let’s add New York Rep. “I think my name is George” Santos to the lunatic fringe of the Republican party. McCarthy doesn’t dare offend Santos by punishing him for lying about anything he might think of to get elected. McCarthy can’t afford to lose any votes.
So what happened when Santos opted to attend a House session while wearing a metal pin of an assault weapon? Nothing. January had more shootings than days. Still, nothing to see here, according to Republicans. I’m guessing Santos is either begging for or already in line for campaign contributions from the National Rifle Association.
I’m betting it wasn’t his idea or that he has any idea how to hold an assault weapon.
Last month, Republicans approved yanking millions from the Internal Revenue Service for its alleged weaponization toward tax cheats; you know, the rich people who vote and donate to the Republican party. Thankfully, without control of the Senate, McCarthy and company are spinning their wheels.
Republicans sat idly by when Trump increased US debt by nearly $7 trillion during his presidency. Now they’re concerned with the debt ceiling, making it known they will gladly allow the US to fall further into recession rather than look after the people who pay their salaries. SNAP benefits? It’s not like people have to eat. Grow your own fucking veggies, people.
McCarthy dances to the tunes of the House Freedom Caucus and Donald Trump. While the Republican party has always loathed paying for Social Security benefits and Medicare, they’ve added a new wrinkle this year: Veterans benefits. According to a press release from California Rep. Pete Aguilar, chairman of the House Democratic Caucus, House Republicans plan to hold veterans' benefits hostage to ensure cuts to Social Security and Medicare.
Yep. Read that again. The party that boosted defense spending without care regarding the debt ceiling now sees veterans’ benefits as a trade-off to get what they want.
I understand many veterans support the Republican party. More importantly, many of these same veterans receive Social Security and Medicare benefits. I can’t understand why they would idly stand by while their benefits are whittled down. Why the fuck they would cut their own throats to appease a Republican party that is willing to use veterans as pawns blows fucking my mind.
Republicans expected a rising red tide to carry them to power in the Senate and House. When it didn’t happen, they wet their pants.
It took McCarthy 15 ballots and who knows how many reacharounds to appease the House Freedom Fucksticks to wrap his hand around the speaker’s gavel. His leadership in the House is tenuous at best, thanks to his desire to make deals.
Republicans and Democrats have always had differences in operating the government. Along came the Tea Party, and a fire was lit. Over the years, the flames were fanned by far-right conservatives. Then along came the pussy-grabbing, pied piping orange menace. He passed out Kool-Aid and watched Republicans slake their thirsts.
Today, when a Republican loses a race, the contest is rigged against them. And that lie continues to be told as long as there’s money to be raised or pocketed.
The question that should be asked is this: Will voters ever come to their senses? I wish I had the answer. But now, I’m keeping an eye on a pair of chubby southern governors.
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