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orm. It’s time to grow up.</p><p id="d513">Your mom was getting rid of these sheets for a reason. She thought the sheets were too worn out for her to use. Do you think any new girlfriend is going to be impressed that you are using your mom’s old, worn-out sheets?</p><p id="3943">If you’re the guy who feels he just had a revelation, I ask you to consider for a moment how the sexes differ when it comes to sheets. If you’re confused, let me spell it out for you.</p><p id="d51a" type="7">Many women feel the sheets are dirty after sex.</p><p id="7975">You can call us irrational if you like. It doesn’t really matter. What should matter to you is how she feels about your bedding. Don’t dismiss her feelings. Many women feel the sheets are dirty after sex.</p><p id="b578">And you know what? How she feels about the cleanliness of your sheets will have a direct impact on whether or not she wants to have sex with you. I know you don’t care, but she does. This is obviously a fundamental difference between the sexes.</p><p id="f5e1">If you’re also a guy who has sex with several different women between sheet washes, your sheets must be a veritable petri dish.</p><p id="8899">In our soon-to-be post-COVID world, do you think any self-respecting woman is going to want to be touched by you? It’s hard enough to get some people to take their masks off to kiss. When you think about sheets using that lens you just want to wrinkle your nose and say <i>Ewwww.</i></p><p id="42f0">Now, I’m going to ask you to reflect back on your childhood. How often did your mother clean sheets? If she was like mine, it was weekly. I’ll admit sheets probably don’t need to be cleaned weekly for all kinds of reasons like the environment but I think there is a happy medium.</p><p id="4b2b">If you’re in a stable, long-term relationship you should discuss sheet cleaning with your partner. Their thoughts and opinion about this subject may surprise you. While it might not be necessary to change the sheets each time you have sex prepare yourself for a difference of opinion.</p><p id="4ea8">If you’re single, wash or change the sheets. You might think changing the sheets is inconsequential but it isn’t. I can guarantee you that most women will appreciate the fact that you took the time to change the sheets for them.</p><p id="76ed">Whether or not you end up with a happy ending that night or the next is up to you. But you

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MEN | RELATIONSHIPS | ADVICE

Hot Wife Dating Tip #1: Clean Sheets Lead To Happy Endings

Insider Advice from a Swinging Hotwife

Men, Men, Men… I know you need and want to have sex. We all do. I’m a hotwife, I need sex more often than most. But I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Women are more willing to frolic in the bedroom with men who change their bedsheets.

Are you surprised?

Why?

You’re a smart guy. Look around.

We’ve just spent nearly two years of our lives hearing a vast array of information about the transmission of an infectious disease.

Clean is the new sexy

If you’re lucky enough to find a woman interested in coming home with you, do you really think she’s going to be so overwhelmed by your sexy body that she doesn’t notice little things like your sheets?

After sex, women change their sheets within two days whereas men wait nearly THREE WEEKS

Recent research indicates women change their sheets shortly after having sex. Compare this finding to the one that says men in relationships wait nearly a month to change their sheets after having sex.

Now, I’m not advising you to break the bank and drop $1,000 on luxurious, 500-thread, Egyptian cotton, Italian percale Perla sheets. While that would be really nice, I think a reasonably-priced set of sheets from Ikea, Costco, or even Walmart would work.

Invest in yourself

I’m always surprised by how many men in their forties or fifties are still sleeping on well-worn, dusty rose-flowered sheets they inherited from their mothers. Think about that for a moment. You’re no longer living in a university dorm. It’s time to grow up.

Your mom was getting rid of these sheets for a reason. She thought the sheets were too worn out for her to use. Do you think any new girlfriend is going to be impressed that you are using your mom’s old, worn-out sheets?

If you’re the guy who feels he just had a revelation, I ask you to consider for a moment how the sexes differ when it comes to sheets. If you’re confused, let me spell it out for you.

Many women feel the sheets are dirty after sex.

You can call us irrational if you like. It doesn’t really matter. What should matter to you is how she feels about your bedding. Don’t dismiss her feelings. Many women feel the sheets are dirty after sex.

And you know what? How she feels about the cleanliness of your sheets will have a direct impact on whether or not she wants to have sex with you. I know you don’t care, but she does. This is obviously a fundamental difference between the sexes.

If you’re also a guy who has sex with several different women between sheet washes, your sheets must be a veritable petri dish.

In our soon-to-be post-COVID world, do you think any self-respecting woman is going to want to be touched by you? It’s hard enough to get some people to take their masks off to kiss. When you think about sheets using that lens you just want to wrinkle your nose and say Ewwww.

Now, I’m going to ask you to reflect back on your childhood. How often did your mother clean sheets? If she was like mine, it was weekly. I’ll admit sheets probably don’t need to be cleaned weekly for all kinds of reasons like the environment but I think there is a happy medium.

If you’re in a stable, long-term relationship you should discuss sheet cleaning with your partner. Their thoughts and opinion about this subject may surprise you. While it might not be necessary to change the sheets each time you have sex prepare yourself for a difference of opinion.

If you’re single, wash or change the sheets. You might think changing the sheets is inconsequential but it isn’t. I can guarantee you that most women will appreciate the fact that you took the time to change the sheets for them.

Whether or not you end up with a happy ending that night or the next is up to you. But you can be proud that you’ve taken one of the steps required to achieve that happy ending.

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