Horse Dewormer For All Ding Dongs

Summary

The article satirically addresses the trend of Americans preferring horse dewormer over COVID vaccination, despite the potential health risks and lack of scientific evidence supporting its efficacy against the virus.

Abstract

The article titled "ALL THE WORMS HORSES" on the undefined website humorously critiques a segment of the American population that opts for horse dewormer, Ivermectin, as an alternative to the COVID-19 vaccine. It portrays individuals like "Nutsforbrains Jones" who, despite experiencing adverse effects, remain steadfast in their belief in the dewormer's benefits. The author recounts a personal experience of being ostracized for advocating for vaccination over dewormer, highlighting the extreme lengths to which some will go to avoid vaccines. The piece references the Broadway musical "Hamilton" to underscore the irony of wasting a life-saving opportunity, and it draws a parallel between the dewormer users and zombies from "The Walking Dead." The article concludes by crediting James Knight for inspiration and emphasizes the absurdity of the situation by noting that horses would prefer to have their dewormer back.

Opinions

The author expresses a clear opposition to the use of horse dewormer as a substitute for the COVID vaccine, considering it a misguided and potentially dangerous decision.
There is a critique of the misinformation and fear surrounding vaccines, which leads some individuals to resort to unproven and inappropriate treatments.
The article mocks the extreme behavior of those who reject scientific consensus in favor of unverified alternatives, likening them to zombies and suggesting they are harming both themselves and others (such as horses) by hoarding Ivermectin.
The author implies that those who choose horse dewormer over vaccines are wasting their "shot" at protecting themselves and contributing to public health, as per the theme from "Hamilton."
The piece suggests that the anti-vaccine sentiment is not only illogical but also detrimental to society, as it leads to unnecessary shortages of essential medical supplies for animals.
By referencing James Knight's work, the author aligns with a stance that views the dewormer trend as both ridiculous and concerning, while also maintaining a humorous tone to address the serious topic.

No shot nation

When Hamilton sang, “I’m not gonna waste my shot,” he wasn’t talking to the millions of Americans who would rather ingest horse dewormer than get vaccinated.

“I’m delighted with my horse dewormer,” said Nutsforbrains Jones, whose organs were morphing into an acrid foam and spewing out of his naval. There was also an odd cowpie smell emitting from his mouth, but he insisted it was all part of the healing process.

I tried to warn the line of people Nutsforbrains was selling horse dewormer to, but they nailed me to a stake, called me a Democrat, and tried to burn me alive. Luckily, there was a mad dash to buy the last of the horse dewormer, so they forgot about me.

I continued to explain to dewormer folks that the COVID shot had fewer side effects than the dewormer, but they were pretty out of it after ingesting the stuff.

The dewormer ingesters were starting to resemble the cast from The Walking Dead. They began group snarling, which caused my hair to frizz and turn blueish. What was in that horse dewormer?

I ended up spending the entire night on the stake, but it could have been worse. I could have been a horse. Desperately in need of dewormer, unable to get any because those hoarding Americans, who bought up all the toilet paper and hand wipes, now had their eyes on my horse dewormer.

Thanks to James Knight for inspiring this ridiculous piece on dewormers. James’ piece is not ridiculous, however. It is excellent. He cannot be blamed for the number of times this writer wrote dewormer.

Also, no horses were injured writing this piece, but many would really like their dewormer back. If you are one of the many Americans hoarding horse dewormers, please call 1–888-DUMBHUMAN.

Horse dewormer has no affiliation to de-Bears. Not that I know of, but anything is possible.

ALL THE WORMY HORSES

Horse Dewormer For All Ding Dongs

No shot nation