Hong Kong English/Cantonese (XXV)
A Bad Girl in the Legends
You Can Be a Worse Troublemaker Than Her
Some names are always reminded because they are famous, like Elizabeth, Beyoncé and Britney. Sometimes, every Tom, Dick and Harry remember their names because these are just some names in the idioms!
In Chinese, there have been phrases relating to historical figures. But this time, I’d like to introduce a name that is pretty famous but it is just a common name.
Let me introduce Hoi-ting (凱婷, Jyutping: hoi2 ting4).
I know a Hoi-ting (Yes, the same Chinese name as abovementioned) who was my classmate at primary school. We were in the same class for a few years, but we didn’t have much interactions. We got into different secondary schools after graduation.
Years later we were connected back via Facebook. It looks like she didn’t continue studying after Secondary 5. I could understand that. She was pretty boy-ish at primary school — she often played with the boys and loved playing Pokémon and Digimon which were “the boys’ games”. And she didn’t study extraordinarily well, her secondary school ranked 4 or 5 among the 20 schools in the district at my time.
Anyway, school life doesn’t reflect what you can do in the future, so keep it up, Hoi-ting.
But my former classmate Hoi-ting is totally unrelated to the Hoi-ting I’m going to talk about.
This Hoi-ting is deemed “the worst girl in Secondary 1” with her friend. She probably has some self-destructing behaviours such as heavy smoking, drinking as well as cutting herself on her arms. She may be a member of the triads, and causes problems at school. But we have no idea whether she repeated her studies in any school levels.
How do Hongkongers know this Hoi-ting? Her friend told the internet.
It was 2017 when her friend told the internet because another classmate of theirs wanted to fake “the worst girl” title. However, Hoi-ting’s friend (who told the internet) didn’t like it.
I may have false memory because I remember that internet post should be around more than 10 years ago, around the time I was studying A-Level. But anyway, I'd better trust the internet for this, hadn't I?Her friend wrote (and I translated (badly, with swear words, like the original)):
Do you know you’re so fucking dumb? I’ve been tolerating you for so long — fucking acting like a leader every day Seriously, the worst girls in F.1 are me and Hoi-ting We never stop you faking, but huh, you’re making it worse I and Hoi-ting haven’t spoken up over some things, not even the boys, you speak’em up? Nah, some things are there you just don’t need to mention Bad student? You can become one? You can be if you smoke, drink and cut yourself on your arms But you don’t even dare to have your score* deducted or mess things up at school How can you be a bad girl, miss? You wanna be like us? Join the gang! Cause trouble at school! Better try to get your score* deducted even when you get a negative score, like me You dare? You can’t even smoke two cigarettes in a row You wanna be like us?! Not even a chance, stupid cunt
* Some schools in Hong Kong has scoring systems to manage the students' behaviour and to keep the reputation of the school. It is pretty nonsense when looking back as an adult.Hongkongers were pretty surprised back then because of her simple logic: Smoking is bad; smoking two cigarettes in a row is worse.
So quite a lot of people mocked the post and said if one smokes more than two in a row or smokes multiples at a time, they can be worse than Hoi-ting.
Because of this post, a phrase “worse than Hoi-ting 壞過凱婷 (Jyutping: waai6 gwo3 hoi2 ting4)” is created (since Hoi-ting was the only name mentioned in the post), and it has two meanings:
- to tell a person they are really bad
- to tell a person they are faking to be bad (sarcasm is used)
When you grow up, you will realise that smoking, drinking and self-harming doesn’t make you a bad person, but perhaps you need some rehab.
As a smoker myself, I don’t see that it’s a big deal with smoking 2 cigarettes in a row. Maybe I’m too used to chain smoking, but now I don’t even smoke 3 cigarettes in a day. Going to the gym makes me smoke even less.
But talking about chain smoking, I believe I’m worse than Hoi-ting.
Public corporations are pretty bad at using popular slang. They just try to put slang together literally without taking into account the underlying meanings.
Recently, Hong Kong Police used several slang to promote drug-free life to secondary school students, but their slogan (kind of) is roughly like this:
You’re worse than Hoi-ting if you do drugs. YOLO.
