High flying sofa surfer

I’m never going back to the rat race

Sitting on my sofa I’m a highly focused loafer This is my reading hour Where I top up my brain power.

It may look like I’m just lazy But the rest of you are crazy I don't go anywhere I can do it all from here.

They’re all rushing around I’m happier lying down Did everyone forget That we’ve got internet?

I can't pretend I miss the rush, Or the early morning crush I enjoy living like this better Living room go-getter!

At lunch, I get my thrill Turning on my grill Eat-in, my favourite meal For a fraction of the bill.

No idiots or jokers To interrupt my focus No trying to please the boss Who doesn’t really give a toss.

No more pointless posing No more brown-nosing No more two-faced greetings No more pointless meetings.

No one else’s bottom line I’m only minding mine I have my life on track And I’m never going back.