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eath threats to liberals and pinkos alike.</p><p id="4b75">Hey, Hey — we're just trying to be patriotic, watch us revolt against social justice, see our country divided, preserving the spirit of hate.</p><p id="0669">Hey, Hey — we're complete morons, and we've got something offensive to say, particularly against people of science, who think they're smarter than us.</p><p id="a8de">The hell with being politically correct, who cares how shabby we look, it doesn't matter if we hurt feelings, or lying about counting votes —</p><p id="23eb">'cause we don't have morals, eat with our hands and feet, and we don't care about the human ra-ace — or the idea of world peace.</p><p id="329e">Hey, Hey, we're the honkees — and we like to honkee around, so don't look so surprised when we come into your town.</p><p id="4c12">© 2023 <a href="undefined">Mark Tulin</a></p><p id="5f23">Two more funny ones by Mark Tulin:</p><div id="d72d" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/sympathy-for-an-egomaniac-

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73987fe7cd7b"> <div> <div> <h2>Sympathy for an Egomaniac</h2> <div><h3>A poem dedicated to whatshisname</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*_-xck08oz3yQhTsE485_oA.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="391a" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/late-night-munchies-7d1716ec4abe"> <div> <div> <h2>Late Night Munchies</h2> <div><h3>At Insomnia Cookies</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*Lt_GX5fEEILROw2n8OrZtw.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

MONKEES PARODY

Hey, Hey, We're the Honkees

And we have something offensive to say

Here we march, walkin' down your street bearing flags and crosses, Lugars and ri-fles —

Hey, Hey, we're the honkees, fightin' good with evil 'cause we're nasty, soldiers of the right.

Hey, Hey, we're the honkees, nationalistic, white and proud, we don't like foreigners — no cream puffs or commies allowed.

Hey, Hey, we're the honkees, talkin' a lot about the bible, admire racist statues, and wave our Confederate flags.

People say we honkee around, doing whatever we like, but we're just trashin' the White House, sending death threats to liberals and pinkos alike.

Hey, Hey — we're just trying to be patriotic, watch us revolt against social justice, see our country divided, preserving the spirit of hate.

Hey, Hey — we're complete morons, and we've got something offensive to say, particularly against people of science, who think they're smarter than us.

The hell with being politically correct, who cares how shabby we look, it doesn't matter if we hurt feelings, or lying about counting votes —

'cause we don't have morals, eat with our hands and feet, and we don't care about the human ra-ace — or the idea of world peace.

Hey, Hey, we're the honkees — and we like to honkee around, so don't look so surprised when we come into your town.

Two more funny ones by Mark Tulin:

Sympathy for an Egomaniac

A poem dedicated to whatshisname

medium.com

Late Night Munchies

At Insomnia Cookies

medium.com