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Here Are 4 Surefire Ways to Be An Annoying Tourist

Yes, you read that right

Let’s jump right into this! Do you feel like being an annoying tourist? I got you covered with this foolproof list!

Talk Loudly

Make sure to talk at the top of your lungs in public places. If everyone can hear your conversation, that’s great. Hey, bonus points if you are in a quiet setting! There’s nothing that screams annoying more than disturbing the peace of others.

Selfies Galore!

Pull out that selfie stick and take ten thousand selfie photos! Better yet, get in front of everyone else, so you can be at the centre of the photo.

Strike a million poses to find the perfect photo for the Insta! After all, getting likes is a top priority. Did you accidentally poke someone with your selfie stick too? Oops.

Random Rowdiness

Drunk? No problem. Maybe you can start to sing at the top of your lungs in the middle of the street!

Eat and Run

Let’s talk about tipping at the restaurant. One tried and true method to get an angry and upset server running after you is to leave no tip after your meal. Walk right out and you’ll see.

Guys, I hope you like this travel story! It’s a little different from what I usually write. A few weeks ago, I probably would have titled this “4 Surefire Ways To Stop Being An Annoying Tourist”. I thought I’d twist it around this time and see how it goes. Let me know if you liked it!

By the way, I have to make it clear here. This is a joke! For each item I’ve listed, please make sure that you do NOT engage in such behaviour while travelling. It won’t be appreciated by anyone.

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