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Help! Jesus Ended Up With Slangs
Catchphrases
When Jesus went overboard, the masses dissect, giving him various senses.
Jesus boots
noun
Sandals
Jesus fish
noun
Fish is symbolic of the faithful submerged in the waters of life. Yet fish are also cold-blooded, not driven by passion, and often represent such emotionless entities.
Jesus freak
noun
An enthusiastic Christian.
Jesus jammies
noun
The undergarments which the members of the Church wear went into the limelight with this slang.
Jesus junk
noun
Merchandise bearing Christian slogans.
Jesus phone
noun
It is a nickname for Apple’s iPhone because of the nearly religious fervor the phone has caused, and its cult status.
Jesus piece
noun
A gangster’s gun decorated with precious metals, stones & ornaments went highlighted under gods name.
Jesus wept
interjection
Expressing annoyed incredulity.
The belly button
Jesus must be weeping in heaven, how the masses have misrepresented his name in Slangs. Please employ the above argots judiciously, as you may be fanning his wrath.
