He Wore An Orange Nehru Jacket
To church one Sunday
7th grade, 1968. My mother takes me shopping to Parisian’s in 5 Points West, and even in Birmingham, Alabama, someone thought it was fair and fine to market Nehru Jackets for young men’s wardrobe fancy. Maybe the Beatles, my Rubber-Souled and Sgt. Pepper heroes who popularized such jackets for our psychedelic souls, had finally gotten over the “More popular than Jesus” thing, at least with retailers.
Those coats surely came in many colors, but the color I remember, the only color I seem to have ever known, was orange. Not a daisy orange, or even quite the fruit, but one that had those peach-ish overtones.
I had to have it, and god knows how much it cost or what penance my mother must have been paying, too, but she bought it for me. And then, to further delight, confuse, and toy with my affectations, she also bought me a pair of lime green and white striped bell-bottomed trousers.
Keep this image intact while I add that, to complete myself, I wore a silver medallion that someone gave me for Christmas that year. Fortunately, I don’t remember what shoes I wore, and if there’s a blessing anywhere in this story, that’s it.
Blessing, because, of course, what better place to dress up in this outfit than church, the Methodist kind, in that year when I started junior high and wanted, but didn’t know how in the slightest, to be cool?
I wonder about the lesson we had to hear that Sunday morning. I wish it were something about the Whore of Babylon, but it wasn’t because I still don’t know that story. I wouldn’t remember anything, anyway, because how could I since all my peers kept snickering and the orange jacket couldn’t match my red or sustain any rhythm of cool-calm in me?
A few months later, a guy whom I can still see clearly got his rock and roll band to play the junior high assembly stage. They rendered Creedence Clearwater’s “Proud Mary,” though only the “rollin’” part was distinguishable. Still, I saw him and never laughed at his beige Nehru, his dark glasses and greasy black hair that fell over his glassed eyes. Nor did I laugh when the song ended and he tried to yank the curtain across all of them so they could exit from our almost blinded eyes.
I got it, though I never wore my Nehru, nor those bell bottoms ever again.
They were just too expensive.
Thanks to Ellie Jacobson and Flint & Steel!
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