Harry and Meghan a Match Made in Hell
The papers are full of Harry and Meghan.
If you are a bit dim you will believe that Meghan gets bad press because she’s black (well she’s not really, but let’s play along with the progressive racism of the age). Which is frankly cobblers.
According to Popbitch, Prince Charles is of the opinion that Harry is ‘cunt-struck’.
And this offers a clue as to what might be going on: domestic violence. There are certainly indications of it, this latest episode is perhaps a manifestation. Numerous stories have done the rounds of domestic violence in her background and behaviour. Seeking to cut ties with family and friends is certainly an indicator. Especially when combined with their instagram announcement being made on the day before Kate’s birthday.
Which is somewhat to the point.
I’ll admit I am a Monarchist. It is a good thing that the head of state is not some jumped-up solicitor turned politician, who swans about for three or four years and then either disappears, or hangs about like a fart in a pair of charity-shop trousers (*cough* Blair *cough*). In the case of the current Queen she has decades of experience both in diplomacy and politics. With the added bonus that painters and decorators throughout the land make a crust giving a lick of paint to factories, schools, and community centres in advance of her visits.
Though the really good, and much under-rated thing, about being a monarchist is you do not have to pay the slightest bit of attention to anything they do. (And there is no need every four years to reeeeeee Orange Man Bad, or dress up in a yellow vest and burn stuff down)
It is rather like Patriotism, a current issue in politics. It’s nice to see the Union Flag fluttering from the town-hall flagpole. Just that, it’s nice. You don’t have to do anything, or think anything, you can if you like but no-one is going to force you to salute, or place your hand on your heart, or stand on one-leg and sing the Minstrel’s Song from the Mikado.
Yes fine, on meeting the Queen you are supposed to bow (for the English Shinto nit-check), but it’s not like you meet her everyday, so it’s hardly the most onerous imposition.
One can go through an entire lifetime of glancing at Kate’s latest jolly hockey-sticks photos, enjoying a slight surge at her shapely pins, being cheered by her smiling in a most human manner at an orphan, and wondering if that dress comes in your size: and never have to know when her birthday is; or knowing it makes her an Aquarius.
If you want to know these things then nothing is stopping you. Just as nothing is stopping you from learning about William IV, the greatest English monarch.
Which brings us to the real reason people dislike Meghan Sparkle, or whatever her name is. It has nothing to do with the colour of her skin (plenty of people would have been happy to see Charles banging away with Sheila Ferguson). It is that she suffers from the all worst aspects of modern celebrity culture.
For a start, who actually has ever heard of her before Harry got ‘cunt-struck’?
At which point some fan of Beverly Hills 90210 or Law and Order (Facebook Special Victims Unit), or whatever it was she acted in, will jump up and down, wittering on about damned ‘boomers’; but it doesn’t get around the fact that any award show is watching a veritable who’s that of acting talent.
Now combine that with the insistence that you have to like this person. And not only do you have to like them, but there is something wrong with you if you don’t.
And then add to the mix that most soul destroying of words: ‘progressive’… which is simply a term for licensed to bully.
Thus you have Meghan Sparkle: and you have the reason people don’t like her.
Short of playing the Dennis Price character in Kind Hearts and Coronets, Harry won’t be king. But he should keep in mind what happened to his great uncle, Edward VIII. Who was cut off, ripped off, and effectively exiled when he tried this trick in the 1930’s; following his bout of ‘cunt-struckery’.
Harry would be well advised not to make a dick of himself.