TRAVEL|OPINION
Happy to Have an Australian Passport
I can visit one less country than a US Citizen
I’m not a terribly patriotic person. Sometimes I think I was born in the wrong country, but when I travel I’m happy to be Australian.
Until I started travelling, the only US citizens I had come across were those who had travelled to Australia. I know it’s probably only a small proportion of the general US population, but they were gregarious, loud know-it-alls and general pains in the arse.
When I first went to the States, I met some lovely people — so discovered not all Americans were like the ones who came to Australia. Thank goodness!
So when I first travelled to France in December 2010, I packed a beanie that covered my ears. It was knitted in the pattern of the US flag — red, blue and white stars and stripes. Keeley had bought it on one of her trips to Alabama with her father — it was lovely and warm so I borrowed it.
When Stacey saw it, she was aghast! You can’t wear that! You’ll be lynched!
Wha-a-a-t?
The French hate the Americans! I had no idea. Didn’t the Americans help them in World War 2? Luckily for me, the French love Australians!
Actually, I’ve been loved everywhere I’ve been — except Israel. Americans are kings there — Aussies are the scum of the earth. But that’s another story!
So if you’re a US citizen, you might like to adopt some of these ways not to upset people in the country you’re travelling in.
- Don’t say you’re from America.
- Don’t assume everyone speaks English. Don’t shout if you’re not understood.
- Don’t start every sentence with, “In the States, we …..” It is disrespectful to the country you’re in.
- Follow the local customs. Wear similar clothing to the locals. Don’t stand out as one of those self-opinionated Yanks. If you think The United States is the best country in the world, maybe you should just stay at home.
You might like to read Georgia Calimeres’ article if you haven’t already done so.
By the way, I had to search through hundreds of flags to find that one from Unsplash. I typed in “Australian flag” and got hundreds of stars and stripes!





