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The web content celebrates Canada's 150th birthday, reflecting on its commitment to human rights, inclusive policies, and iconic cultural contributions like poutine and Beaver Tails.

Abstract

The article "Happy Birthday Canada" commemorates Canada's 150th anniversary by acknowledging its progress in human rights, including comprehensive anti-discrimination laws and the adoption of the United Nations Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples (UNDRIP). It emphasizes Canada's dedication to the rights and freedoms of its citizens, the active role of its citizens in participatory democracy, and the country's efforts to address past criticisms. The piece also delightfully highlights two quintessential Canadian culinary treats: poutine and Beaver Tails, as part of the nation's cultural identity.

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The author expresses a nuanced form of patriotism, valuing critical examination and accountability over blind allegiance.
There is a sense of pride in Canada's leadership role in global human rights protections and its efforts to implement UNDRIP's philosophies.
The author fondly recalls personal experiences with Canadian cuisine, particularly enjoying poutine and Beaver Tails during their time in Montreal.
The article conveys a sense of relief and gratitude for residing in a country that actively works against discrimination and upholds human rights.
The author uses humor to address misconceptions about Canadian culinary traditions, clarifying that "Beaver Tails" are not made from actual beavers.

Happy Birthday Canada

150 years and going strong

Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.

~Pierre Elliot Trudeau, Canadian Prime Minister 1968 -1984, on US ~ Canada relations

Make no mistake, I’m not a lock step patriot, aimlessly bleating cheers for my country sans any critical examination. Far from it. I was raised with the belief that to question and hold your country accountable to the rights and freedoms of its citizens was true patriotism in action.

The last 150 years have offered numerous things to criticize Canada about. But besides our stereotype of being the smiling, polite, wouldn’t say shit if our mouth was full of it northerners who say “eh” a lot, many of us have been busy too. Engaged as citizens in a participatory democracy, working to overturn problematic policy, championing causes, and advocating on behalf of those who couldn’t, or needed help. But on our 150'th birthday, I can say I am both proud and relieved to be a Canadian, grateful I have the privilege to reside in a country that does not just pay lip service to human rights.

For the last almost 20 years Canada has been a leader in human rights protections, with one of the most comprehensive anti-discrimination mandates on the globe. It is illegal to discriminate in housing, employment, education, and access to goods and services in Canada on the basis of the following traits:

race
national or ethnic origin
colour
religion
age
sex
sexual orientation
gender identity or expression
marital status
family status
genetic characteristics
disability
a conviction for which a pardon has been granted or a record suspended.

In 2010, Canada led by example in adopting the United Nations Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples (UNDRIP). It has been far too long coming, but the following four philosophies are slowly being implemented actively around the country.

the right to the full enjoyment of all human rights and fundamental freedoms;
the right to be free from any kind of discrimination;
the right to self-determination, autonomy or self-government; and
the right to life, physical and mental integrity, liberty and security of the person.

Now, moving on to two, not at all small reasons why it kicks ass to live in Canada.

Poutine

Fries, brown gravy, and cheese curds. Often with bacon. Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it. I was fortunate to do my undergrad at McGill University in Montreal, home to some of the best offerings of this classic Canadian indulgence. It never tasted as good as it did at 2 am after a Friday night out.

Beaver Tails

Actually, it’s not as cruel as it sounds. Just a quick snip, a moderate amount of brief pain, and the beaver goes right back to his den. Like catching a fish and throwing it back.

Yes, I am kidding. And no, we don’t eat beavers!

A beaver tail is a sinful creation that is best enjoyed in the winter months, preferably outdoors. Nothing tastes as good as flattened out fried donuts smothered in cinnamon, icing sugar, and lemon juice. Well, that’s not altogether true. Because there is the version that is smoothed in garlic butter with aged white cheddar grated over top.

Just a few of several reasons I’m proud to be a Canadian! Happy Birthday Canada.