Haikus For The “Girls”

Ladies, in recognition of our yearly mammograms.

Paper gown in blue. My goose bumps pretty in pink. Boobies, pale as milk.

Radiology. Scary place for some of us. Most of us get why.

Tits. Honkers. Boobs. Jugs. All the same to a glass plate. When the squeeze is on.

Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow. Ow. Sarah, must you squeeze so tight? Wait ’til it’s your turn.

Hold your breath, honey. This isn’t so bad, is it? And pancakes are bomb.

A selfie of sorts. Your black and white secret self. It’s okay. Right? Right?