Poetry
Haiku Anonymous
Click here to join
I refuse to write
In anything but a five
Seven five meter.
Have you found yourself sleepless, night after night? Instead of counting sheep, you are counting syllables?
You are NOT ALONE. There IS help.
Call 1–800-HAIKU-AA and someone will answer quickly. We promise to be discreet, and speak to you quickly, in long, boring sentences that will be too complicated and fast for you to be able to count a single syllable. Our trained experts will quickly guide you to the nearest facility where we will work with you in groups, so you can practice real conversation with others who understand what you are going through.
Within a very short time, with the proper sleep, nourishment, and given the opportunity to remove yourself from the inspiration of nature, we will immerse you in a city environment, so that the regular drone of the cicadas will stop whispering to you to constantly “write poetry”.
Results may vary. However, satisfaction is always guaranteed.
Do you write satire, other forms of humor, or assorted funny dreck? WE WANT YOU! Join us. We’re a merry band of pirates.
