Humour
Gunning for Seuss
An Ode to the good Dr.
The Foundation says It’s a “product recall” Don’t call it a banning It’s not that at all
A Dr he wasn’t So they’ve picked up their rifles Though loved by children They’re gunning for Geisel
This isn’t censorship So don’t have a cow We’ll say this once more ‘Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now’
Like so many before Like ‘Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose’ On the doc’s birthday, no less They’re cooking his goose
‘And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street’? Sorry Theodor Quoth the Raven Your book’s Nevermore
A few classics survive Like ‘Green Eggs and Ham’ The censors will say “Don’t worry, Ma’am”
Or the most famous of all ‘The Cat in the Hat’ Keep reading, kids He lived through this spat
And we can still cheer In environmental delight For the book, ‘The Lorax’ Survived this last fight
‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas!’? I do not know Apologies Mr Seuss It was too long ago
‘One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish’ Which will be next? What poppycock tish
‘Hop on Pop’? Not in this shop ‘Fox in Socks’? This book still rocks
‘Oh, the Places You’ll Go!’ and ‘Oh, the Thinks You Can Think!’ Keep reading to your children Despite all this stink
Read books such as ‘Horton Hears a Who!’ Will the elephant live on Or will he be glue
Or ‘What Pet Should I Get?’ That question’s eternal Perhaps read a book Like ‘Yertle the Turtle’
‘There’s a Wocket in My Pocket’? Um… oh dear
Now I understand Speech impediments aren’t funny But should it be canned?
Though this poet didn’t know it He swore somewhere in that But if you do find it Keep it under your hat






