Words
‘Grumpelstiltskin’ and 6 Other Words We Should All Be Using
Handy words for common situations
Simpertea
When you’ve been made a dismal cup of tea and you smile excessively to offset the disappointment. You don’t feel angry he put the milk in first and the tea bag barely touched the water; you feel only sympathy for this poor fella who knows not the wonders of a well-brewed cuppa.
Fridea
A bad idea. The sort you might make late on Friday afternoon when you’re literally counting down the seconds to the weekend. And it goes without saying: fried ear is a fridea.
Grumpelstiltskin
A person who is in a bad mood because they can’t work something out. You might be a Grumpelstiltskin if you’re struggling with a crossword, a sudoku or guessing the name of the miller’s daughter. Not all Grumpelstiltskins meet a Grimm ending.
Nologism
When you think you’ve coined a neologism, but discover the word already exists. Worst of all is when you find out it’s in common usage. Whilst writing this article, I “made up” the following nologisms: grasser, trest, kittenish and farrow.
Ghoast
When your toast is as pale as a polar bear. If you’re already simperteaing when you’re handed a slice of ghoast, this can be the final straw.
Treasy
When you do all the easy things on your to-do list and trick yourself into thinking you’ve been productive. Right after treasy, you tend to feel queasy when you realise you now have one day to finish that big task that’s been looming over you for weeks.
Waitag
When you’ve been prompted to respond to an article but leave them hanging for a long time. I have been guilty of waitagging Holly Jahangiri and Desiree Driesenaar. It’s a fridea to invent excuses to redeem your waitag: the best response is to brazenly deny the delay with a diversionary declaration, e.g. time is a construct.
I also came up with another word that I forgot before I managed to write it down. If it ever comes back to me, there might be a Part Two!
This article is a response to Tree Langdon’s prompt to which I didn’t waitag excessively! Read Tree’s entertaining neologisms here:
I also recommend her fascinating article about travelling in South Korea:
