Donald Trump will NEVER get Impeached. Let Me Tell You Why.

Donald Trump will never get impeached
I’m going to say this, straight up — Trump will never be impeached.
Being 36 years old by the time of this publishing, I lived to witness a multitude of presidents. Sure, Reagan was in power when I was a kid, as well as the first George Bush, but I’m savvy enough to know the effects of these presidents being that it’s easy to study them, and most policies of presidents take decades to have a measurable effect on America. Plus, it’s easy to study these modern presidents. I know all of these presidents, from Reagan to Trump pretty well.
“White people are worried about this heroin addiction across the United States, but I’m wondering if they realize that they’re addicted to white privilege.” ~ Johnny, 2017
The funny thing that keeps coming up within politically intelligent circles is the “Obama would get destroyed if he did this (something Trump did)” phrase. There’s different variations of this phrase too, Such as “Can you imagine if Obama did {insert behavior/action here}”, and “Obama wouldn’t be able to survive {insert Trump scandal here}”.
Obama would get destroyed if he did what Trump…
But let’s be honest: we know President Obama wouldn’t survive the nonsense that Trump does, because he, being without scandal, had manufactroversies invented off of wearing a tan suit, or how he bought a hamburger. Yeah, remember those times when scandals had to be invented?
So let’s take a test — instead of invoking Obama’s name concerning presidential standards, lets crank it up a notch and go down the line:
- Would George W. Bush would have survived having extra-marital sex with a pornstar? No.
- Would Bill Clinton would have survived having extra-marital sex with a pornstar? No. All jokes aside, but nah.
- Would George Bush would have survived having extra-marital sex with a pornstar? No.
- Would Ronald Reagan would have survived having extra-marital sex with a pornstar? No.
- Would Jimmy Carter would have survived having extra-marital sex with a pornstar? No.
The list would go on. You wouldn’t find a single modern president — or any American president for that matter — that would survive scandals Donald Trump is known for.
Donald Trump is not exactly smart; he prefers graphics and high-flying colors and animations in his intelligence reports that would put Adventure Time to shame. He prefers having other world leaders and possibly adversarial spies to call him directly on his unsecure cell phone. He makes excuses for Americanized Nazis. He has a disposition so childlike, he actually crosses his arms and pouts (If I can read his body language, imagine what a trained spy can do). He actually has temper tantrums on social media. Any member of his cabinet he personally selected suffers the fate of getting dropped like a hot mixtape. Concerning black athletes and commentators, media and any rational human being, he has more beef than an Islamic farm. He is sexist, and racist.
So why is he still sitting? After all, Nixon got impeached for less, and Clinton nearly got bodied by getting dome from a brunette intern.
Donald Trump will never be impeached because he’s America’s first white privilege president. Let me say this again — Trump will never be impeached because he’s America’s first white privilege president.
You might be wondering what am I talking about here, because after all, all white presidents had white privilege. Like, by default.
Yeah, they all had white privilege. They built white privilege. But none of them got SELECTED for presidency because the white American public wanted to see white privilege on steroids. Donald Trump did, however.
All these other white presidents never got elected to exist as a “white privilege win”, because it was never perceived as lost in the first place. Under Obama and conservative white victimhood propaganda, white people were brainwashed conditioned to perceive a white privilege loss. Thus, Trump’s mediocrity in high office becomes a white privilege win.
Trump was elected to be walking, talking, white privilege. In a way, Trump is an affirmative action hire.
You see, something REALLY went wrong with the white society during the Obama years. It didn’t matter how tame Obama was, white people had one metric fuck-ton of irrational dumbass fears during and after the Obama decade. Obama kinda flipped a lot of racist paradigms on their heads. He was tall, handsome. He had a warm, soothing voice. He was an apex-level Harvard graduate. He was a good lawyer. He was a negotiator. He was a mediator. He was athletic. He was moral. He was a great, loving father. He was a great, loving husband. His marriage was an alpha couple, showing black love in a world that suggest it doesn’t exist. He was not only an exceptional American man, but a decent human being.
“America, is a drug to white people” ~ Johnny Silvercloud, 2013
Despite the fact that Obama didn’t do a thing for black people other than look good in position, he most certainly destroyed a lot of racist paradigms white people cling onto in regards to black people. When I first started writing, I wrote this article called “The Four Fears”. The Four Fears I’ve outlined points to the racial terror white people have concerning race relations in America (that they created anyway). Because of how they pidgeon-holed themselves by basing whiteness on a level of false “purity”, of some sort, there’s a genuine fear of being erased. Hell, your tiki-torch nazis explicitly chanted “you will not replace us,” so the writing is on the wall.
In my Four Fears column, I hoped white people will get their act together concerning race, but it seems like I was right in my pessimism. They need to see an insane white privilege flex now.
Donald J. Trump, while tall, is NOT a handsome fellow. He’s NOT smart. He’s NOT moral. He’s NOT a loving father. He’s NOT a loving husband. He’s not athletic. He’s not even healthy. Donald J. Trump looks like he weighs double what Obama weighs, yet he’s not even half the man Obama was. Not only is Donald J. Trump is nothing Obama was, he’s trash. I mean shit, you can be different than Obama and not be trash. But Donald J. Trump, is trash.
Donald J. Trump is selected as leader of the “free world” (while making it less free at breakneck speeds) because white people with their racist, bitchass selves, still have this old desire to figure that the worst, lowest white man is better than the best black man. Let me say it again — white people need to witness a white privilege flex — white people need to see the lowest white man elevated beyond the best black man.
All of this mess called the Trump administration — and what will be considered Trump Doctrine — is what white privilege looks like.
Donald Trump will never be impeached because he’s America’s first white privilege president. Let me say this again — Trump will never be impeached because he’s America’s first white privilege president.
Because of this, it doesn’t matter how many pornstars he’s fucked while married. It doesn’t matter if his wife, who is constantly humiliated by his antics, looks like a lived-in hostage. It doesn’t matter if he throws us aimlessly into a war. It doesn’t matter if he bends to the NRA. Nothing matters. It doesn’t matter what his policy is; being that he sold a brand (himself) and not a policy, he can do whatever he wants.
Donald J. Trump can (and will) do the worst and will still exist as a sitting U.S. president. Hell, I’ll even go further and say he’ll be elected again. He might get placed into a third term. Kind in mind, this is based on fragile white feelings. White people will keep Trump as president as long as Trump delivers a daily bump of raw white privilege straight to the vein.
So say hello to America’s first white privilege president y’all. While we had numerous white presidents, no one was ever selected because he was white, until this guy showed up. You might as well embrace the suck, because your resident whiteness rangers in the Republican Party (the political party who runs everything yet still call themselves victims) will not give him up. If America is a drug to white people, so is Trump.
Good luck at breaking that white privilege addiction.
