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en what is that I’m smelling.” (Image: <a href="https://metv.com/stories/12-times-goofus-from-goofus-gallant-was-the-absolute-worst">Highlights via MeTV</a>; Adapted in Canva for Parody; Fair Use)</figcaption></figure><p id="2059">Grace changes the subject when her father-in-law makes unkind remarks.</p><p id="e3ea">“Pawpaw, please,” Grimace interrupts. “Our spoons never have matched and nobody gives a galloping damn.”</p><figure id="aa58"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*L8ngKhWJC8OXrGi4wn_Fug.png"><figcaption>(Image: <a href="https://www.pinterest.com/pin/119978777560421895/">Highlights via Pinterest</a>; Adapted in Canva for Parody; Fair Use.)</figcaption></figure><p id="081d">Grace waits to throw shade until she throws back a few glasses of Cab with her friends.</p><p id="fdf2">Grimace throws rotten clementines as Ma drives off.</p><figure id="befc"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*doXs82DJbqG05EnHJNoN6g.png"><figcaption>(Image:<a href="https://metv.com/stories/12-times-goofus-from-goofus-gallant-was

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Goofus’s and Gallant’s Wives, Grimace and Grace: A Visit From the In-Laws

With Apologies to “Highlights for Children” and Creator Garry Cleveland Myers

(Image: Highlights, via MeTV; Adapted in Canva for Parody; Fair Use)

Grace picks up Gallant’s parents from the airport and hand-ties them a bouquet of hydrangeas.

Grimace suggests that Goofus’s family check out the app store for an Uber, preferably before they’ve deplaned.

Grace reminds Gallant to change the guest room sheets.

Grimace “helps” wipe Mother-in-law’s eyeglasses with a pair of skidmarked underpants.

“Now Camden what is that I’m smelling.” (Image: Highlights via MeTV; Adapted in Canva for Parody; Fair Use)

Grace changes the subject when her father-in-law makes unkind remarks.

“Pawpaw, please,” Grimace interrupts. “Our spoons never have matched and nobody gives a galloping damn.”

(Image: Highlights via Pinterest; Adapted in Canva for Parody; Fair Use.)

Grace waits to throw shade until she throws back a few glasses of Cab with her friends.

Grimace throws rotten clementines as Ma drives off.

(Image: Highlights, via MeTV; Adapted in Canva for Parody; Fair Use.)

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