Giving a Voice to the Neanderthal
A freeballing poem
I ain't gettin no vaccine I’m not afraid of sheeeet I’ve been raised in a cave, and can’t see the forest for the trees
I score high in ignorance, majored in tomfoolery I’ve got nine lives, and I’m convinced, I’ve only used three
I’m a freeballing willy, who refuses the Covid jab That crap could kill me, and ruin my sex life
Sure, I’m ugly Of course, I’m dumb I’m a freak of nature Do you know what they say? Idiots like me live forever
That’s why I love tattoos I’ve got one on each cheek Donald Trump is on my right, Giuliani decorates the left, and McConnell’s in the asscrack, taking a peek
Don’t believe in science Don’t believe in books The media are a bunch of liars And all the liberals are crooks
Who cares about death Who’s afraid of disease We should worry about illegal aliens, spongers on the welfare rolls, and all that lying bullshit on TV
Booze is great Country music is America If Merle Haggard were alive today, he’d be my president in a hillbilly second.
© 2021 Mark Tulin