Humor / Self Satire

Give Me Some Chocolate, Please

I need chocolate.

Does anyone have some chocolate for me, please? I am in the mood for the millions of bars of chocolate. I want it now. Just give it to me, ok?

No, I mean, I need to get my period, and yes, then I need a bunch of bars of chocolate. Are you giving me that damn bar of chocolate?

I know what: every writer here on Medium gives me a bar of chocolate! Is that a deal?

Yes, it is a deal. Thank you very much.

Now, I can handle my whole week. With all of your bars of chocolates. I can eat one bar of chocolate per day, so I don’t need to walk downstairs to pick a spoon of chocolate spread and everybody sees me doing that and asking to have a spoon of chocolate spread too.

Just hiding all the bars of chocolate in the drawer of my desk, and open it when nobody sees me.

For your information: I like the pink one from Tony Chocolonely, Milka Oreo and milk (the cheapest ones), or something with some caramel in it or a box of chocolate is fine too.

Thank you for your cooperation.