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ion&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=image&utm_content=3075379">Pixabay</a></figcaption></figure><p id="241f"><b>Screwdriver</b> — for your friends or family members that still have a full inventory of screws but have a few here and there that are loose</p><p id="45f5">A few missing?</p><figure id="a87c"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*-nWqthZCEWnDnMhV_a5YCg.jpeg"><figcaption>Image by <a href="https://pixabay.com/users/art_by_bigvee-7284076/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=3037794">Victor Jumbo</a> from <a href="https://pixabay.com/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=3037794">Pixabay</a></figcaption></figure><p id="b0c5">A shit ton missing?</p><figure id="faa6"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*7eE8jfc55Edmr2FQaFiQ-A.png"><figcaption>Image by <a href="https://pixabay.com/users/jeanvdmeulen-919322/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=3650994">Jean van der Meulen</a> from <a href="https://pixabay.com/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=3650994">Pixabay</a></figcaption></figure><p id="b666"><b>Hammer</b> — here’s another “friend” that is all too common in our social circles. The one that you have to pound sense into. This is the gift that keeps on giving. For the giver.</p><figure id="abbc"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*62b82TaNkO6E8yFXpgp7Kw.jpeg"><figcaption>Image by <a href="https://pixabay.com/users/wikimediaimages-1185597/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=2202195">WikimediaImages</a> from <a href="https://pixabay.com/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=2202195">Pixabay</a></figcaption></figure><p id="972f"><b>Safe space</b> — This is for that person on your gift-giving list who truly already has everything. If your pockets are deep and you want to make your tender friend a place where they can just be, this is the ticket here!</p><figure id="ad10"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*DIoUAProdschUSGy5LpFTQ.jpeg"><figcaption>Image by <a href="https://pixabay.com/users/stephenorlowski94-829624/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=844205">Steve Orlowski</a> from <a href="https://pixabay.com/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=844205">Pixabay</a></figcaption></figure><p id="1743"><b>A Puppy

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</b>— Seriously. Who on your shopping list can be upset or tearful when they have something furry and adorable like this to cling to? Now I ask you! And this is a special deal, folks. For a limited time, buy the pup and get the blankey for free!!!</p><figure id="8c88"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*RAA0U6_yiIdvgkKwoRBPbg.jpeg"><figcaption>Image by <a href="https://pixabay.com/photos/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=801826">Free-Photos</a> from <a href="https://pixabay.com/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=801826">Pixabay</a></figcaption></figure><p id="8b9d"><b>Adult coloring books</b> — the perfect gift for working out those “bad feelings”.</p><figure id="132a"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*IS1Jq96aCxFuG2TRodMKHw.jpeg"><figcaption>Image by <a href="https://pixabay.com/users/a_different_perspective-2135817/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=1396860">A_Different_Perspective</a> from <a href="https://pixabay.com/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=1396860">Pixabay</a></figcaption></figure><p id="4379">Unless they’re in full meltdown mode. Keep it simple. You don’t want to make a bad situation worse!</p><figure id="8af1"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*RzNn2aLxTAJ-csXd3V0BYA.jpeg"><figcaption>Image by <a href="https://pixabay.com/users/stocksnap-894430/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=2605810">StockSnap</a> from <a href="https://pixabay.com/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=2605810">Pixabay</a></figcaption></figure><p id="42a4">Worst-case scenario. You’ve tried all of these gifts and a gift card to a local therapist and NOTHING has worked? There’s always a bootleg copy of Frozen. Don’t buy anything new. Don’t even rent it. Your “friend” is going to be away for a minimum of 72 hours, so don’t waste your money! #letitgo</p><figure id="db59"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*moPBrk_wVK9JaWN6-WrJiA.jpeg"><figcaption>Image by <a href="https://pixabay.com/users/stocksnap-894430/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=2591789">StockSnap</a> from <a href="https://pixabay.com/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=2591789">Pixabay</a></figcaption></figure><h1 id="a491">Happy shopping!</h1></article></body>

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Gift-Giving Ideas for Your Wimpy Friends

2021 Edition-Updated 2023

Image by Gerhard G. from Pixabay

We all have people that are hard to shop for. That person who is picky. The person who already “has it all”. Are you tired of hearing them complain about the cash and gift cards you give them? Get new friends.

In the meantime, here are some clever gift suggestions for your wimpy friends that are impossible to shop for, let alone buy for!

Balls — much needed and much appreciated. An excellent gift for your friend that was born without them or seems to have misplaced them.

Image by Zoltan Matuska from Pixabay

Nuts — an appropriate Plan B should Balls be sold out everywhere and after this article, I can almost guarantee you they will be!

Image by ExplorerBob from Pixabay

Screws — screws are always an ideal gift. We all have that one friend who is a few short.

Image by Achim Haupt from Pixabay

Screwdriver — for your friends or family members that still have a full inventory of screws but have a few here and there that are loose

A few missing?

Image by Victor Jumbo from Pixabay

A shit ton missing?

Image by Jean van der Meulen from Pixabay

Hammer — here’s another “friend” that is all too common in our social circles. The one that you have to pound sense into. This is the gift that keeps on giving. For the giver.

Image by WikimediaImages from Pixabay

Safe space — This is for that person on your gift-giving list who truly already has everything. If your pockets are deep and you want to make your tender friend a place where they can just be, this is the ticket here!

Image by Steve Orlowski from Pixabay

A Puppy — Seriously. Who on your shopping list can be upset or tearful when they have something furry and adorable like this to cling to? Now I ask you! And this is a special deal, folks. For a limited time, buy the pup and get the blankey for free!!!

Image by Free-Photos from Pixabay

Adult coloring books — the perfect gift for working out those “bad feelings”.

Image by A_Different_Perspective from Pixabay

Unless they’re in full meltdown mode. Keep it simple. You don’t want to make a bad situation worse!

Image by StockSnap from Pixabay

Worst-case scenario. You’ve tried all of these gifts and a gift card to a local therapist and NOTHING has worked? There’s always a bootleg copy of Frozen. Don’t buy anything new. Don’t even rent it. Your “friend” is going to be away for a minimum of 72 hours, so don’t waste your money! #letitgo

Image by StockSnap from Pixabay

Happy shopping!

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