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Gift-Giving Ideas for Your Wimpy Friends
2021 Edition-Updated 2023

We all have people that are hard to shop for. That person who is picky. The person who already “has it all”. Are you tired of hearing them complain about the cash and gift cards you give them? Get new friends.
In the meantime, here are some clever gift suggestions for your wimpy friends that are impossible to shop for, let alone buy for!
Balls — much needed and much appreciated. An excellent gift for your friend that was born without them or seems to have misplaced them.

Nuts — an appropriate Plan B should Balls be sold out everywhere and after this article, I can almost guarantee you they will be!

Screws — screws are always an ideal gift. We all have that one friend who is a few short.

Screwdriver — for your friends or family members that still have a full inventory of screws but have a few here and there that are loose
A few missing?

A shit ton missing?

Hammer — here’s another “friend” that is all too common in our social circles. The one that you have to pound sense into. This is the gift that keeps on giving. For the giver.

Safe space — This is for that person on your gift-giving list who truly already has everything. If your pockets are deep and you want to make your tender friend a place where they can just be, this is the ticket here!

A Puppy — Seriously. Who on your shopping list can be upset or tearful when they have something furry and adorable like this to cling to? Now I ask you! And this is a special deal, folks. For a limited time, buy the pup and get the blankey for free!!!

Adult coloring books — the perfect gift for working out those “bad feelings”.

Unless they’re in full meltdown mode. Keep it simple. You don’t want to make a bad situation worse!

Worst-case scenario. You’ve tried all of these gifts and a gift card to a local therapist and NOTHING has worked? There’s always a bootleg copy of Frozen. Don’t buy anything new. Don’t even rent it. Your “friend” is going to be away for a minimum of 72 hours, so don’t waste your money! #letitgo

