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Summary

The article is about a person who recently moved into a 55+ community in Florida and shares humorous anecdotes about the community's active sex life and the prevalence of STDs, as well as providing a link to a free app that allows users to see what they will look like when they are old.

Abstract

The article begins with the author sharing their recent move into a 55+ community in Florida, where they have observed some unusual behavior among the residents. The author notes that some residents drive around with golf carts full of condoms, and that the community has a high rate of STDs. The author then provides a link to a free app called Age Booth, which allows users to see what they will look like when they are old. The article also includes a video of a little girl using the app to see what she will look like when she is old, as well as a video of an 84-year-old man singing a humorous song about aging.

Opinions

  • The author finds the behavior of some residents in the 55+ community to be humorous and unusual.
  • The author is amused by the high rate of STDs in the community.
  • The author recommends the Age Booth app as a fun and free way to see what you will look like when you are old.
  • The author finds the video of the little girl using the Age Booth app to be cute and funny.
  • The author enjoys the humorous song about aging sung by the 84-year-old man.
  • The author acknowledges that aging is a natural part of life and encourages readers to embrace it.
  • The author expresses a desire to live a long and healthy life, despite statistics suggesting otherwise.

Getting old?👵🏻👴🏼Let’s giggle about it!👵🏽👴🏾 WHY NOT?

Being old is better than the alternative, right?☠️ So let’s be silly!

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I just moved into a 55+ community in Florida!

Some folks drive around with a golf cart FULL OF CONDOMS!

Photo from International Condom Day!

🔵These people love their sex! — NO JOKE!🟡

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👵🏻👴🏼How do these seniors hook up? — They have a secret system which will crack you up!!

FUNNY TIME! 🎬 I did a quick video!⏱ Run time…1 Min 50 Sec

SUPER INSANE! — The STDs are running rampant! -Hilarious!👅{(ᶅ͒)}

👶🏻👩🏻This is a BLAST! — It’s called Age Booth.👶🏽🧔🏽

You folks, see what you will look like when you’re old. — Fun to do with the kids!

Photos from Agebooth — piviandco.com/apps/agingbooth/ — No affiliate links here!

Do it with your kids! — It’s a free app for phones or PCs! — Links at the bottom of this article.

Do it with your grandkids and friends. — Everybody will be laughing their BUTTS OFF! 💖➔➔➔ …(‿|‿) — Every body need a good laugh!

🎬 Here’s a 19-second video of a little girl seeing what she will look like OLD!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉It’s SUPER FUN! — SO CUTE! — This is FREE! — Links below!

Ray Jessel is 84, and sings the “PENIS SONG.”

Holy moly. IHoly moly. I love this guy! — It’s time to laugh!

Photo from AGT

🥴 I want to be this CRAZY when I’m 84! 🤪

He is badass cool, and a tad bit insane! 😵‍💫HILARIOUS!

Old people are still people. — So get a grip!

If ya ain’t there yet, you will be, if you're lucky! — 📆 Tick-tock!

🥂So CHEERS! — It’s 2024, Us older folks have it pretty sweet! — All you young bucks too!

People are living longer and longer! — Yay!

I am 64 and was born in 1959.

The average life expectancy for someone born in 1959 is 69.9 years. — I am planning on living to 120. — Sorry, statistics!

Meet Maya, my granddaughter. She’s 21.

The projected lifeThe projected life expectancy for a 19-year-old in 2024 is 79.3 years.

Photo by the author

What has the life expectancy been over the past 500 years?

The life expectancy for humans has significantly changed over the past 500 years. In the early 16th century, life expectancy was considerably lower than today's.

  • 16th Century: Life expectancy was often around 30 years or even lower due to prevalent health challenges.
  • 18th Century: There was a gradual improvement, but life expectancy remained below 40 years on average.
  • 19th Century: Life expectancy continued to rise, reaching around 40 to 50 years in some regions.
  • 20th Century: Rapid advancements in medicine, public health, and sanitation led to a significant increase in life expectancy. By the mid-20th century, it surpassed 60 years.
  • 21st Century: Life expectancy has continued to rise globally, reaching over 70 years on average.

These trends reflect improvements in healthcare, sanitation, nutrition, and living conditions over the centuries

My best friend from high school! — We both are nuts!🥜🥜 — Live long and prosper!🖖

Photo by the author

Here’s an article written by Shanti C K, who in my book is a baby!

I am 64, and I’m a baby also, in my book! — It’s a fun read.

“What I’ve Learnt At Age 53 — My regrets & life lessons. Right now anyone below 40 is just a kid to me”

🔗‍💥LINKS…Agebooth is a free app for your Phone, PC, or MAC!

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This is my silly stroke therapy video. The focus on my face is hilarious! A crazy-ass redhead who is not at all normal and proud of it. I love people and love helping them. Unconventional seems right. Fearless and focused.

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If you wish to connect with me. Email: [email protected]

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