Getting Ahead, Or Two, By Speed-Dating Marsha Who Has The Most Mesmerizing Smiles
{DING!}
Oh My Fucking God! “What a wonderful pair of smiles you two have!”
“Thank you, but we are not two, we are only one. Our name is Marsha. Nice to meet you . . ?”
“Frank . . . my name is Frank. And why, with having two pairs of such beautiful eyes, would you need to do speed dating? I can understand for myself, the need, but I see you easily meeting new people all the time.”
Marsha fondles her three naked, shibari-bound breasts with one hand while alternating between fingering her left, then right vagina. “We’re shy, so figured speed dating might be our best option.”
“Well, whatever the reason, I’m so glad to get this round with you. What are your likes?”
Taking her vagina juice-covered fingers from her right vagina, she pushes them into my mouth, “We like everything about here. Trying newer and harder things is our favorite. We always like trying to top ourselves with everything new we do.”
Her juices taste exactly like Double Stuf Oreo cookies! Yes, I know. The filling and cookies of a normal Oreo taste the same, but it’s the stuf to cookie ratio that matters. And no, it’s not a typo. Stuf is spelled Stuf to avoid the lawsuits of there not actually being twice the white stuff in the middle.
{DING!}
Fuck!
“We’ll see you next time around Frank.”
I’m jealous as hell as I watch her horizontally double-cracked naked ass move to the next booth. I feel so bad for all the other girls who come to my table because I couldn’t keep my mind or eyes off of Marsha as she shares her double-dipped fingertips with each new speed dater.
I try my hardest to give my full attention to the four-handed girl, the no-facer, or even the three-legged cyclops lady, but none of them had the same smiles as Marsha.
{Slap!}
“Hey! What the fuck?”
“If all you’re going to do is stare at her, why am I even here?”
Again, I try to apologize, like I’ve been doing every three minutes for the last half hour, but Blanch isn’t having it. She plucks a leaf off her two-foot body and tosses it towards me, before climbing back down off our table.
“You can have that as a reminder of what you missed out on fucker!” Pointing up and down at her body, “Fall starts next week, so guess what you’ll never get to see asshole?”
{DING!}
Marsha says, “I missed you, Frank. Did you miss us?”
“More than anything Marsha. Really, where have you been all my life?”
The slurpy sounds of her fingers pulling out of her left vagina is audible foreplay of me getting a second taste of Double Stuf, but that was from her right vagina. Holding my mouth open like a baby bird, her juice-covered fingers drip before full insertion into my pie hole.
I mumble out, “Cheeseburger? Flame-broiled medium rare cheeseburger with extra ketchup!”
Seeing how happy they’ve made me, they can’t help but give me the biggest of smiles! My God! I’m in love! I so need to make sure I don’t fuck this up!
Making sure to not stare at her breasts, I carefully look directly into her eyes and say, “You’re the most amazing person I’ve ever met.”
Her upper head says, “My eyes are up here.”
In shock that I already fucked up, I sat there dumbfounded and silent.
They give me five seconds to wallow in my mistake, before saying, “We’re just kidding you, Frank.”
I give out a relieved laugh. They giggle, and . . .
{DING!}
FUCK! NO!
This time, before leaving, Marsha gives me a nice long double-tongued filled kiss while biting my nipples. My God, she’s good! My cock instantly goes into concrete mode, while dripping out pre-cum, along with some preemptive post-cum. Yeah, it’s a thing.
After my second round with Marsha, they became my everything. All I could do is stare as the next guy tastes their finger juices and says, “Pineapple? That’s fucking amazing! Pineapple is my favorite. We’re obviously meant to be together.”
Their pussy juices can change flavors to match their partner’s preferences? “Where the hell has that special feature been all my life?”
The girl currently balancing on one of her two-dozen dildo implants circling her waist says, “It’s a new feature, and I’m the only one to have it.”
Realizing I was in the middle of another round of dating, with someone I think is likely a champion at dildo-balancing, I try to act interested. “Yeah, that’s just amazing.”
“You’re not even looking at me you dick!”
With all of her fingers also being large dildos, it’s the hardest slap I’ve ever felt! {SMACK!} {CRASH!}
I fall on my ass as I glance to see Marsha’s top head looking and smiling directly at me. At least I’m getting 50% of her attention.
{DING!}
It’s Marsha again and I’m in LOVE!
{DING!}
I’m not sure how nipples can be bigger than the areolas?
{DING!}
“PLEASE MARSHA, DON’T LEAVE!
{DING!}
“When did you first learn you could change a tire using only your vagina?
{DING!} Marsha Marsha Marsha
{DING!}
“I’ve got three heads! That cunt only has two! What’s she got I don’t have?”
“Do you have three vaginas that can auto-flavor to my liking?”
“Fuck you, Frank! I’m naked and you saw my Barbie crotch . . . that was just hurtful! Prick!”
{DING!}
“Marsha, this is the last round. Please tell me you’ll leave with me?”
“We would love to Frank.”
Noticing from across the room that Frank won, Blanch flips him double-finger branches and screams, “We could have put down roots together you piece of shit!”
Epilogue: Learning that Marsha is a seven hundred and ninety-two-year-old shape-shifting alien who only came to Earth to take over the planet, didn’t change his feelings towards her in the least.
She, along with all the other girls at the speed-dating place had disguised themselves to look just like the beautiful women they found on the Internet. Frank wasn’t about to tell her they were on one of those AI image-creation sites.
“Marsha?”
“Yes, Frank?”
“So, you still have one virgin asshole left . . . and . . . well?”
“The answer is FUCK YES! Frank.”
“Can I taste some more double stuf before we get started?”
“You know you can.
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