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id="e665">I spent about a week in Belgium and found everyone I encountered overly friendly and courteous. Most of them were men, but I am sure their politeness had nothing to do with me being a pretty girl with a backpack all alone on the mean streets of Brussels.In all seriousness, I found Belgians to be honest, kind, and friendly. Plus, they have hella good waffles.<h2 id="51e2">Most Crazy — Australians (including their deadly animals)</h2>Full disclosure — I did not actually visit Australia. I decided to hold off after researching their deadly animal situation. For those unaware, they have a plethora of vicious lethal creatures roaming in search of their next victim.Sharks (i.e. Jaws), crocodiles, jellyfish, wild dogs, crazy octopus, vicious snakes, spiders the size of a human adult hand, and many many more. After this in-depth research, I sat back and said, “Hell-to-the-NOPE. I am gonna sit this one out.”Interestingly, this helped me understand why Aussies are so cray cray. I mean, duh! They must walk out the door hoping it isn’t their last. They have a lot of death-dealing critters to watch out for. Yikes!For these reasons, I lowered Australia to the bottom of the list of future destinations (sorry Aussies, I will grace your presence soon). I am not scared, I just thought it best to go to the less lethal places first…(Like New Zealand).Back to why Aussies are cray cray. For starters, they party like no one I have ever seen. It is some psycho party mode I am unfamiliar with in the States.They also drink heavily and fall down a lot. In fact, I witnessed an Aussie so drunk in Greece he rolled down a steep hill and cracked his head off the ground. Seconds later, he resurrected and said, “I’m okay, let’s party mates!”“You hav

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e blood dripping down your bloody face and a large gash in your bloody head!” I said in horror. “Ah, it’s nothing!” He declared and kept boogieing as if nothing happened. Bloody face and all!It was at that very moment I understood why Aussies party in psycho mode. “I finally get it,” I said to myself. “Aussies are cray cray because they have nine lives. Makes sense since they have lethal creatures roaming the streets!”<h2 id="88fb">Most romantic — Italians</h2>If you are a woman, and your partner isn’t telling you you are beautiful — like you are going through withdrawals; Girl, I have a cure for you. Put on your second prettiest dress and some lip gloss (you don’t even have to try that hard). Then book you a trip to anywhere in Italy.Once you arrive, go for a walk. A nice long walk through the main strip, and wait for these words, “Ciao bella! Ciao bella!” Ciao bella means hello beautiful.Ahh, così romantica! :)To make it more interesting, while in Italy strutting my stuff, I made a game out of it. I started to count the ciao bellas; I think I counted 20 one evening — not bad for a random Tuesday night in sweats and cheap tennis shoes.Once I left Italy, I walked with confidence and grace. I would twirl around in the mirror and say, “Damn, I’m fine.” All those ciao bellas did the job; I was now the most beautiful girl on planet earth.© Ari Love, 2022Thank you for reading! Most of my posts are about self-love, spirituality, and healing, but I am actually quite funny. I’m not all Chakras, meditation, and yoga mats; I enjoy laughing and joking around. I hope you enjoyed it! :)Arrivederci! Ari“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.” — E. E. Cummings</article></body>

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Hottest Guys — Greeks

I saw men so fine, I froze where I stood like a deer in headlights. I could not understand how this hot guy was carrying my Pizza Hut (I know, cringe, so American) when he should have been on the cover of GQ Magazine. They looked like Greek Gods, and like an animal, I was drooling all over the place.

Olive skin, dark hair, sexy lips, rock-hard bods, a Godlike aura, and Zeus-like qualities. Of course, this does not apply to all men in Greece, but I would say enough to start a successful modeling agency.

You’re welcome you Greek Gods. ;)

Most unfriendly — Germans

I have this enormous bubbly extroverted personality — and the Germans were not here for it. I had to bring it back like 99.9% (lol). I feel like many Germans want to let loose, but culturally they are stand-offish.

My dear Germans — this should not be taken offensively; it is just how most of the world sees you. Additionally, I am sure you agree with us just a little?? :)

On the flip side, at least Germans are not fake. I will take real over counterfeit any day.

I really enjoyed the 3 weeks spent in Germany. So much I planned to relocate to Berlin later, but there was a pandemic. :(

Most friendly — Belgians

I spent about a week in Belgium and found everyone I encountered overly friendly and courteous. Most of them were men, but I am sure their politeness had nothing to do with me being a pretty girl with a backpack all alone on the mean streets of Brussels.

In all seriousness, I found Belgians to be honest, kind, and friendly. Plus, they have hella good waffles.

Most Crazy — Australians (including their deadly animals)

Full disclosure — I did not actually visit Australia. I decided to hold off after researching their deadly animal situation. For those unaware, they have a plethora of vicious lethal creatures roaming in search of their next victim.

Sharks (i.e. Jaws), crocodiles, jellyfish, wild dogs, crazy octopus, vicious snakes, spiders the size of a human adult hand, and many many more. After this in-depth research, I sat back and said, “Hell-to-the-NOPE. I am gonna sit this one out.”

Interestingly, this helped me understand why Aussies are so cray cray. I mean, duh! They must walk out the door hoping it isn’t their last. They have a lot of death-dealing critters to watch out for. Yikes!

For these reasons, I lowered Australia to the bottom of the list of future destinations (sorry Aussies, I will grace your presence soon). I am not scared, I just thought it best to go to the less lethal places first…(Like New Zealand).

Back to why Aussies are cray cray. For starters, they party like no one I have ever seen. It is some psycho party mode I am unfamiliar with in the States.

They also drink heavily and fall down a lot. In fact, I witnessed an Aussie so drunk in Greece he rolled down a steep hill and cracked his head off the ground. Seconds later, he resurrected and said, “I’m okay, let’s party mates!”

“You have blood dripping down your bloody face and a large gash in your bloody head!” I said in horror. “Ah, it’s nothing!” He declared and kept boogieing as if nothing happened. Bloody face and all!

It was at that very moment I understood why Aussies party in psycho mode. “I finally get it,” I said to myself. “Aussies are cray cray because they have nine lives. Makes sense since they have lethal creatures roaming the streets!”

Most romantic — Italians

If you are a woman, and your partner isn’t telling you you are beautiful — like you are going through withdrawals; Girl, I have a cure for you. Put on your second prettiest dress and some lip gloss (you don’t even have to try that hard). Then book you a trip to anywhere in Italy.

Once you arrive, go for a walk. A nice long walk through the main strip, and wait for these words, “Ciao bella! Ciao bella!” Ciao bella means hello beautiful.

Ahh, così romantica! :)

To make it more interesting, while in Italy strutting my stuff, I made a game out of it. I started to count the ciao bellas; I think I counted 20 one evening — not bad for a random Tuesday night in sweats and cheap tennis shoes.

Once I left Italy, I walked with confidence and grace. I would twirl around in the mirror and say, “Damn, I’m fine.” All those ciao bellas did the job; I was now the most beautiful girl on planet earth.

Thank you for reading! Most of my posts are about self-love, spirituality, and healing, but I am actually quite funny. I’m not all Chakras, meditation, and yoga mats; I enjoy laughing and joking around. I hope you enjoyed it! :)

Arrivederci! Ari

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.” — E. E. Cummings