Funny and Inspirational Quotes for Developers
Programming quotes that motivate and lighten up yourself
Only two months left in 2021 and like me lot of people thought of enjoying these two months and starting fresh afterward.
But to set the goals, do you need motivation? People go with motivational quotes but here I am coming up with Funny Quotes, which you can relate to yourself and might motivate you to grow more and more in this field.
What you are waiting for then? Let’s checkout.
Programmer's son asks his father: -Dad, why do the sun rise on the east and set on the west?
Father: It works? Don't touch it.(Source: Reddit)
No matter how slick the demo is in rehearsal, when you do it in front of a live audience the probability of a flawless presentation is inversely proportional to the number of people watching, raised to the power of the amount of money involved.- Mark Gibbs(Source: https://www.azquotes.com/author/38974-Mark_Gibbs)
‘Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing’ Nine people can't make a baby in a month.- Fred Brooks(Source: https://www.azquotes.com/quote/768897?ref=programming-funny)
A program is never less than 90% complete, and never more than 95% complete.
- Terry Baker(Source: https://softwarequotes.com/quote/a-program-is-never-less-than-90--complete--and-nev)
“Without requirements or design , programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.” - Louis Srygley(Source: https://twitter.com/codewisdom)
Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.- Larry Wall(Source: https://www.azquotes.com/quote/570105?ref=programming-funny)
“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.”
― Martin Golding(Source: https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/3243250.Martin_Golding)
Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for “still doesn't work”.
- Anonymous(Source: https://softwarequotes.com/quote/beta--software-undergoes-beta-testing-shortly-befo)
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.- Bill Gates(Source: https://www.azquotes.com/quote/477670?ref=programming-funny)
It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.
- Anonymous(Source: https://softwarequotes.com/quote/it-s-not-a-bug---it-s-an-undocumented-feature-)
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.- Nathaniel Borenstein(Source: https://www.azquotes.com/quote/585176?ref=programming-funny)
“If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.”― Edsger W. Dijkstra(Source: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/1271018-if-debugging-is-the-process-of-removing-software-bugs-then)
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.- Brian Kernighan(Source: https://www.azquotes.com/quote/669106?ref=programming-funny)
“Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.”― Edward V. Berard
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.- Rick Cook(Source: https://www.azquotes.com/quote/668291?ref=programming-funny)
Last Thoughts
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