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b></p><figure id="aca9"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*7Z581uEZnPnmbrqcyMYYsA.png"><figcaption><b>She lacks the words to express herself. </b>Source: Author</figcaption></figure><p id="d731">Muse: “That’s the night that the lights went out in ___” ???… … …???</p><figure id="4286"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*TeW4ldmLAwxS2K7_UXUizA.png"><figcaption>The cost of Georgia. Source: Author</figcaption></figure><p id="7b68">Mind: Why is Georgia $50?</p><p id="f4a3">Muse: … … … Mind: knock it off. You’re not using AI.</p><p id="c045">Muse: ?</p><p id="e0b8">Mind: I still need a story. Muse:</p><h1 id="9766">🤔 😔 😲🙅🏽‍♀️🙍🏽‍♂️🌴🚗✈️🐐🐎🍰💥🤬🛖🍷🤢🤮 😪 💤 🖤🖤🖤</h1><p id="a5c0">I think I might have a writer’s block.</p><p id="1548">In my dreams, stories are written. I wake up and am annoyed they’re not on the page. There’s no <ctrl-j> to rewind, or <ctrl-z> to recapture.</ctrl-z></ctrl-j></p><p id="a6e1"><i>Humph!</i></p><p id="bc56"><a href="undefined">Ann James</a>, I think this qualifies as Short and Weird and Make it Weird(er) for Deluded Custodians. :) Oh yeah, must have the requisite altered altar to <a href="undefined">Smillew Rahcuef</a>.</p><figure id="3815"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*dFKUZ3piUCjTiPIgzZADNg.jpeg"><figcaption><b>Undeniable requisite altar to altered Smillew.</b> Made with Canva. Source: Author</figcaption></figure><p id="ac85">Copyright © Lizzie Lizard Brain 2024</p><div id="3b9f" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/this-vd-valentines-day-i-m-blocking-children-da6aef07585a"> <div> <div> <h2>This VD Valen

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WRITER’S BLOCK

Frustrated Writer Buys a Word

The cost of creativity is driven home

**Well-established cement writer’s block.** Made with Canva. Source: Author

Muse: “I’ve got this. As her earbud fell out the lights grew brighter.” Mind: okay, that’s good. why?

Muse: “Every sensation costs a vowl.” Mind: A what? a vowel?

Muse: “Would you rather lose punctuation” Mind: No! Come on! Work with me!

Muse: “She had a decent idea that cost an immediate pain in her side.” Mind: OUCH!

Muse: “You must suffer for your art, the muse told her.” Mind: If that’s the case, then the muse needs to be more a-muse-ing.

😠

Muse: “She cast a cliched, stupid thought adrift upon the sea page. Her life was cut short by a day.”

😲😕🤬💀🥸

😝

Mind: what’s wrong with her?

“She smiled with satisfaction and the words grew smaller.”

Mind: this won’t work

Muse: “Yes, it will. Shut up and type.”

.ʞɔɐq ʇɥƃı̣ɹ ǝq ןן’I, she said. Mind: huh? Muse: “I’ll be right back,” she said.

Mind: That’s upside down, not kcab.

Muse: “Chagrin me at your peril.” Mind: ‘chagrin me….’ OUCH!!! Stop hurting me!

**She lacks the words to express herself.** Source: Author

Muse: “That’s the night that the lights went out in ___” ???… … …???

Mind: Why is Georgia $50?

Muse: … … … Mind: knock it off. You’re not using AI.

Muse: ?

Mind: I still need a story. Muse:

🤔 😔 😲🙅🏽‍♀️🙍🏽‍♂️🌴🚗✈️🐐🐎🍰💥🤬🛖🍷🤢🤮 😪 💤 🖤🖤🖤

I think I might have a writer’s block.

In my dreams, stories are written. I wake up and am annoyed they’re not on the page. There’s no to rewind, or to recapture.

Humph!

Ann James, I think this qualifies as Short and Weird and Make it Weird(er) for Deluded Custodians. :) Oh yeah, must have the requisite altered altar to Smillew Rahcuef.

**Undeniable requisite altar to altered Smillew.** Made with Canva. Source: Author

WRITER’S BLOCK

Frustrated Writer Buys a Word

The cost of creativity is driven home

😠

😲😕🤬💀🥸

😝

“She smiled with satisfaction and the words grew smaller.”

🤔 😔 😲🙅🏽‍♀️🙍🏽‍♂️🌴🚗✈️🐐🐎🍰💥🤬🛖🍷🤢🤮 😪 💤 🖤🖤🖤

This VD Valentine’s Day I’m Blocking Children

Finally cutting the cord, pulling the plug, and refusing to engage

Cabbage and I Fought at the Club Luncheon

I broke his balls and insulted his “experimental hybrid” driver

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