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He had a slim build and was elegant and refined.</p><p id="36db">We went to a cafĆ©. He had a pleasant speaking voice. His clothes were conservative and good quality. I wore grey jeans šŸ‘– with lace on the side and my favourite top: a deep-frilled black couture semi-transparent pleated front-tying blouse that always makes me feel like a million dollars. He wore a grey cashmere-ish sweater. We laughed about wearing matching colours, the grey.</p><p id="c538">Yes, appearances matter to me:</p><div id="1457" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/silver-fox-3dd664f96cca"> <div> <div> <h2>Silver Fox</h2> <div><h3>I deeply appreciate a man with style, who wears beautiful clothes and appreciates elegance and comfort.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*2PHgy1jQanT3B2gyvmmBeA.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="3825">When we said goodnight he gave me a hug. I lingered afterwards and he understood the body language. I liked it very much that he waited to be invited.</p><p id="ece3">On our second date I took a photo of him that looked like an old master painting where his face was in shadow. He looked soulful. He wore a similar sweater to the one he wore on the first date but in deep red. I had forgotten my camera and my cellphone camera do

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sen’t work so I asked to borrow his. He didn’t mind if I uploaded the photo to Instagram which reassured me that he really was single.</p><p id="3a7d">We’ve seen each other a few times since then.</p><p id="4660">I can’t remember the last time I felt so physically and viscerally attracted to a man.</p><p id="8976">His approaches strike exactly the right note and I like the way we fit together.</p><p id="ef38"><i>Update July 2017: Turns out he had a long-distance girlfriend in Eastern Europe. Lucky I didn’t … you know…</i></p><p id="b6c8">…</p><figure id="478d"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*Z-gLYPfQp9w9c2u047VAvw.jpeg"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="62c0" type="7">You do realize that Medium is a dating app with an extended bio, don’t you?</p><p id="f064">More of my dating experiences:</p><div id="aba9" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/twenty-one-first-online-dates-ea7fa5827cac"> <div> <div> <h2>Twenty-One Dates and Four Kisses</h2> <div><h3>Destruction most Beautiful

Jim — the handsome redhead

I see Jim’s photos on-line, he contacts me, he is handsome in a clean, clear kind…</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*QdO9vnoAEWyGXV18gkm_SQ.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

Tinder Field Work Report

Scientific šŸ‘©ā€šŸ”¬ Data from Tinderland

Here’s how Joe Bagel got a response on Tinder EVERY TIME:

Preliminary Observations

One guy either forgot to take off his wedding ring šŸ’ or the photo was taken while he was still married.

Another guy stated, for your information: ā€œWill fuck on first dateā€

I have photographic evidence.

I kid you not.

Field Work

I met a man a few weeks ago down by the railway station.

On his profile photo, he wore a starched white shirt with a black jacket. He was dark and handsome with a quirky smile. My heart began to beat faster.

Wow! When we met he looked just as nice as his profile photo. What a relief šŸ˜…! He wore a three-quarter-length black overcoat. He had a slim build and was elegant and refined.

We went to a cafĆ©. He had a pleasant speaking voice. His clothes were conservative and good quality. I wore grey jeans šŸ‘– with lace on the side and my favourite top: a deep-frilled black couture semi-transparent pleated front-tying blouse that always makes me feel like a million dollars. He wore a grey cashmere-ish sweater. We laughed about wearing matching colours, the grey.

Yes, appearances matter to me:

When we said goodnight he gave me a hug. I lingered afterwards and he understood the body language. I liked it very much that he waited to be invited.

On our second date I took a photo of him that looked like an old master painting where his face was in shadow. He looked soulful. He wore a similar sweater to the one he wore on the first date but in deep red. I had forgotten my camera and my cellphone camera dosen’t work so I asked to borrow his. He didn’t mind if I uploaded the photo to Instagram which reassured me that he really was single.

We’ve seen each other a few times since then.

I can’t remember the last time I felt so physically and viscerally attracted to a man.

His approaches strike exactly the right note and I like the way we fit together.

Update July 2017: Turns out he had a long-distance girlfriend in Eastern Europe. Lucky I didn’t … you know…

…

You do realize that Medium is a dating app with an extended bio, don’t you?

More of my dating experiences:

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