Tinder Field Work Report
Scientific š©āš¬ Data from Tinderland
Hereās how Joe Bagel got a response on Tinder EVERY TIME:
Preliminary Observations
One guy either forgot to take off his wedding ring š or the photo was taken while he was still married.
Another guy stated, for your information: āWill fuck on first dateā
I have photographic evidence.
I kid you not.
Field Work
I met a man a few weeks ago down by the railway station.
On his profile photo, he wore a starched white shirt with a black jacket. He was dark and handsome with a quirky smile. My heart began to beat faster.
Wow! When we met he looked just as nice as his profile photo. What a relief š ! He wore a three-quarter-length black overcoat. He had a slim build and was elegant and refined.
We went to a cafĆ©. He had a pleasant speaking voice. His clothes were conservative and good quality. I wore grey jeans š with lace on the side and my favourite top: a deep-frilled black couture semi-transparent pleated front-tying blouse that always makes me feel like a million dollars. He wore a grey cashmere-ish sweater. We laughed about wearing matching colours, the grey.
Yes, appearances matter to me:
When we said goodnight he gave me a hug. I lingered afterwards and he understood the body language. I liked it very much that he waited to be invited.
On our second date I took a photo of him that looked like an old master painting where his face was in shadow. He looked soulful. He wore a similar sweater to the one he wore on the first date but in deep red. I had forgotten my camera and my cellphone camera dosenāt work so I asked to borrow his. He didnāt mind if I uploaded the photo to Instagram which reassured me that he really was single.
Weāve seen each other a few times since then.
I canāt remember the last time I felt so physically and viscerally attracted to a man.
His approaches strike exactly the right note and I like the way we fit together.
Update July 2017: Turns out he had a long-distance girlfriend in Eastern Europe. Lucky I didnāt ⦠you knowā¦
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