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the correct one.</i></p><p id="c8c1">But must carrots be sliced into weapons for worms? And can’t zucchini mirror Pringles?</p><p id="b16e">Are tomato wedges superior to their circle-y counterparts?</p><p id="31fc">Can’t cheese be husked like an apple? Ribbons of lactose-y goodness tied about my grilled cheese.</p><p id="11cb">Is any food form superior? Do any of our debates actually matter? <i>Because whatever way I do it is obviously the correct one.</i></p><p id="1d67"><i>©Jennifer J. McDougall 2021</i></p><p id="da97"><b>In response to <a href="undefined">Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她)</a>’s question/challenge.</b></p

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Faultless Food Forms

The right way to slice a veggie

Photo by Jason Briscoe on Unsplash

Sure a dishwasher should only be loaded a certain way. And my way is the correct one.

But must carrots be sliced into weapons for worms? And can’t zucchini mirror Pringles?

Are tomato wedges superior to their circle-y counterparts?

Can’t cheese be husked like an apple? Ribbons of lactose-y goodness tied about my grilled cheese.

Is any food form superior? Do any of our debates actually matter? Because whatever way I do it is obviously the correct one.

©Jennifer J. McDougall 2021

In response to Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她)’s question/challenge.

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