Faultless Food Forms
The right way to slice a veggie

Sure a dishwasher should only be loaded a certain way. And my way is the correct one.
But must carrots be sliced into weapons for worms? And can’t zucchini mirror Pringles?
Are tomato wedges superior to their circle-y counterparts?
Can’t cheese be husked like an apple? Ribbons of lactose-y goodness tied about my grilled cheese.
Is any food form superior? Do any of our debates actually matter? Because whatever way I do it is obviously the correct one.
©Jennifer J. McDougall 2021
In response to Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她)’s question/challenge.
