Farewell to a Fraud

Trumpty dumpty wanted a wall, Trumpty dumpty thought he could not fall. Half the land cheered and half the land wept, When he won the election, while everyone slept.

Trumpty dumpty assumed his throne, But not without his trusty phone. He tweeted with rage, almost every day, My eyes rolling hard at the things he would say.

Trumpty dumpty divided the land, Racism and hate were so out of hand. He praised and supported the worst of mankind, The best of the best were completely maligned.

Trumpty dumpty gave all his kids jobs. “Unqualified!” “Nepotism!” screamed the mobs. They bid for dad’s love, as it comes at a fee, Outdoing the next in corruption and greed. (Melania wanted to join with the rest, but not knowing much, she just said “be best”)

Trumpty dumpty kept getting. worse, (So much that I needed to add on a verse)

He locked kids in cages and golfed while they cried, He said there were fine people, on both sides! He insulted soldiers, left Paris Accord, he doesn’t pay taxes…and oh yes, there’s more!

He banned a religion from traveling there, Ignored Puerto Rico when they needed care. Admires dictators and copies their moves, Denies climate change, which the science proves!

I could go on with this list for days, but I digress, I’ve lost my way….(now, where was I?)

Trumpty dumpty will fire your ass, If you kindly request to please wear a mask. “The science is wrong, it’s all fake news” How does he not cringe at the garbage he spews?

Trumpty dumpty let so many die, Denying the science and medical guy. Karen got haircuts, and Chad went for beer, ‘Cause he told them all they had nothing to fear.

Trumpty dumpty was prez for four years, Responsible for Oh! so many tears. Of course he would run for another four, But really, we just couldn’t take any more.

Trumpty dumpty campaigned just the same, Whining and gracelessly twisting the game. He calls his opponents liars and cheats, Projecting much? (And he misspells his tweets).

Trumpty dumpty thought it was done, Like four years ago, he had already won, blue voters came out, and they had their say, Made their voices heard on Election Day.

Trumpty dumpty hid underground, While lefties and blues poured a round! They said to old Trumpty, “Your days here are few, We’re desperately begging for somebody new.”

Trumpty dumpty got angry and cried, “I couldn’t have lost, they cheated and lied!” He even got lawyers and threatened to sue, He just couldn’t fathom that his time was through.

Trumpty dumpty, take off your crown, Your party and family are all going down. Goodbye to the Presidency that you bought, From the White House to the big house, in jail, you will rot!