TRUMP CORRUPTION INDEX
The Coronavirus Task Farce: This Week in Trumpland Corruption
This week, the saga of Trump’s tax returns continues, as do allegations of foul play in the White House’s coronavirus task force

Is there enough graft, double-dealing, and self-interested chicanery in the Trump administration to publish this column every week? Only time — and Trump — will tell. (But we feel pretty confident.) Presenting this week’s installment of the Trump Corruption Index.
Letting the virus run wild to own the libs
Vanity Fair reported last week that a Kushner-led task force scrapped its coronavirus testing and supply strategy in order to take a political shot at blue-state governors. “The political folks believed that because it was going to be relegated to Democratic states, that they could blame those governors, and that would be an effective political strategy,” said an unnamed public health expert who had been in contact with the task force.
- Corrupt-o-meter (out of a possible five emojis): 🏥🏥🏥⚕️⚕️
The taxman comes calling
Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance told a judge on Monday that he had grounds for demanding eight years of President Trump’s personal and corporate tax returns on account of public reports of “extensive and protracted criminal conduct at the Trump Organization.” The DA’s office also suggested it was investigating the Trump Organization for bank and insurance fraud, an inquiry prompted in part by testimony by Michael Cohen, Trump’s former lawyer, who claimed the president would exaggerate the value of his properties and business interests to lenders.
- Corrupt-o-meter: 💰💰💰
Not bad for a government employee
Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner earned between $36 million and $157 million last year, according to their latest financial disclosures, thanks to their outside businesses. Despite working in the White House as an adviser to the president, Kushner has maintained partial ownership of Kushner Companies, his real estate firm, a fact that many government ethics experts worry could create conflicts of interest.
- Corrupt-o-meter: 🤑💵
Keep on stealing in the free world
Neil Young sued the Trump campaign on Tuesday for continuing to play the songs “Rockin’ in the Free World” and “Devil’s Sidewalk” at rallies without Young’s permission. The lawsuit claims that “[t]he Campaign has willfully ignored Plaintiff’s telling it not to play the Songs and willfully proceeded to play the Songs despite its lack of a license and despite its knowledge that a license is required to do so.” Young has been feuding with Trump for years: In 2015, Young was openly critical of Trump for playing “Rockin’ in the Free World” when announcing his candidacy, and again when the president played the song at a recent campaign event at Mount Rushmore.
- Corrupt-o-meter: 🎸
Hitting the gas on grift in Brazil
Brazilian newspaper O Globo reported last week that U.S. ambassador to Brazil Todd Chapman pressured officials in President Jair Bolsonaro’s administration to lower ethanol tariffs in order to boost Trump’s reelection efforts in Iowa, the largest ethanol producer in the United States and a swing state in the 2020 election. In response to O Globo’s reporting, the House Foreign Affairs Committee sent a letter accusing Chapman of seeking a foreign government’s aid in an election.
- Corrupt-o-meter: 🌽🌽🇧🇷🇧🇷
It’s not what you did—it’s who you know
New reporting from the Kansas City Star found that former Navy SEAL and Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens was reinstated into the Navy last year only after Vice President Mike Pence intervened on his behalf. In an email dated January 11, 2019, Rear Adm. Brendan McLane said he would be “disinclined to grant a major misconduct waiver for anyone with an indictment such as his based on what we know now,” referencing the 2018 allegations against Greitens of campaign and sexual misconduct. Yet McLane said that on a call with Greitens on January 30, 2019, the former governor told him Pence “had asked him to come work for him on a project and suggested he do it in a Navy capacity.” McLane began the reinstatement process that same day.
- Corrupt-o-meter: 🎖️🎖️






