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e dog god has ordered him to do! The thing about killing baby squirrels, before you judge me please understand that we had no control over it. But fortunately, he stopped after a dozen kills, probably that was enough to lift the secret curse! If it helps, he never could catch even a single crow, crows are smarter that way!</p><h1 id="81d6">A Few Days After I Got to Know the ‘Secret’</h1><p id="9232" type="7">Well, not a secret anymore I guess, because mom said even the neighbours on the next block have been talking about this. News spread fast!</p><p id="6c7c">My daily writing routine happens in the verandah, and Caesar would be lying at my feet, nibbling at my toes. This is a few days after my mom broke the news to me, and also the day I would get the first glimpse of the stuff happening across the fence. The lady’s husband drives an orange coloured hatchback and it just left the house, and only he was in the car. The funny thing is that the husband is a police officer, yes the irony is a grade higher in this story! I continued writing and when I had three thousand words and going, a black sedan rounds up the corner and parks outside my neighbours’ house. A tall guy comes out of the car, he makes a conscious effort to not look around him, good for him that our neighbourhood is pretty sleepy one because it was just me and Caesar, who has slept off or I don’t know if it was the stink from my feet.</p><p id="5bee">But Caser jumped like a vampire who got the smell of blood. He scared me and the lover both. He looked at me for a moment and then walked towards the backside of the house, I double stress this one, the backside of the house. If this is not a classic ‘<b><i>illicit</i></b>’ movement, then I don’t know what is. Caesar barked till he got tired, then he gulped the water from his bowl.</p><h1 id="0718">My Second and ‘Final’ Encounter With the Lover of My Neighbour</h1><p id="0951">It is a Friday and it is Netflix night for me. This is the day where I stay awake and watch series till late hours and then go to sleep and wake up by afternoon. I am binge-watching ‘<b><i>Vampire Diaries</i></b>’, and it is the point in series where I am starting to like Stefan more than Damon. Team Damon, Yay!</p><p id="590c">I guess it is around 2 ish in the morning and Caser goes feral. Bonnie the witch is suspending things on air, and it stays there because I had to pause! My parents sleep like the dead, so I move the c

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urtains to see what is happening. Our sly lover is here! But not sly anymore because Caser won’t stop. This is thrilling for me because I have never seen lovers sneak upon like this in real life! Good for him that the lady’s police husband is on duty most nights. I guess unless she gives a conformation, our guy won’t pull off something daring as such.</p><p id="0e25" type="7">“Should I spoil his fun?”, I think. “Yes I should”, I decide</p><p id="c196">I open the door and put the lights on my car poach simultaneously. The man is halfway to the backsides, but he is caught on the spotlight. He looks at me, he is feeling awkward as hell. And me? Well, I am thrilled, because this is a first!</p><p id="6b0b" type="7">But surprisingly, not just me, others also had plans to spoil his fun!</p><p id="fdc9">I believe that even my dog is surprised. He stopped barking for a moment because lights on the front of my neighbour’s house are suddenly lit. Oh! Who could it be? Is she opening the front door to him? That’s brave!</p><h1 id="c36b">Climax: The One I Wish Had Never Happened!</h1><p id="beae">The climax is a bummer! The lady’s husband is a good cop, after all, I guess. I learned later that he has been spying on his wife’s secret lover for over a month, he wanted to catch both of them in the act and he did. That night, he was the one who opened the door, he was accompanied by his brother as well. The lady was away with her parents, while the husband and his brother trapped the lover with a fake text. The cop husband did not even let her wife’s lover have a good climax! Pun intended!</p><p id="d8b9">But being a cop, he knew he could not make it dramatic. What followed was a civilized approach where everyone had a conversation inside the house. Caesar and I both were confused as they went inside, Caeser even stopped barking. I waited for over an hour to catch a glimpse of something, but no one came out. Caser just lied down the way dogs do when they are disappointed, I went to my bed and rolled myself inside the sheets like a ‘Jalebi’ sweet!</p><h1 id="3aaf">Endnote</h1><p id="4448">The neighbour’s house is vacant now, wild grass half as tall as I guard the front yard, creepers took over the fences, Caesar is sad that his detective agency is running in a loss, I am curious to know more about what happened after. But like I mentioned, it’s a bummer, as none of us knows what happened after that day.</p></article></body>

My Neighbour Has an Extra-Marital Affair and My Dog Hates It

The climax of this story is a bummer

The Day My Mom Breaks the News to Me

I was having nice family time with my mom and dad last week, we once in a while have our lunch in our television room and I would pick up some regional movie from either Netflix or Prime. They did not like the one I picked up last week and was cribbing about it all the while, but I was so engrossed in it, so much that I ate the bones as well! When the central character was about to enter a deserted mansion, my dog went feral! He barked like he saw a ghost, people say that dogs and cats can sense spirits. I paused the show and I was so pissed off, but my parents were giggling.

The conversation went like,

“Mom, what’s so funny?” “It’s him” “Him, who?”, I realized I was a little loud “Shhh..quiet..You know that neighbour lady, she is having an affair” “Okay, you guys need to stop. It might be someone she knows, a friend or a relative. How can you be so sure?” “Everyone is talking about it” “Okay, whatever. But why is Caesar going feral?” My mom giggles again, “He hates him, he figured it out”

I was quiet because this is funny. My mom thinks that our dog has figured out that the lady next door has a secret lover! Anyways he stopped after a few minutes and I went on to finish the movie. Aargh!, they ruined it at the climax!

A Little Something About ‘Caesar’, My Dog

My dog is good at picking up habits, even better than me. I have been planning to do a little bit of yoga in the morning, but I wake up tired with just the right amount of energy needed to pick up my toothbrush. I hate it that I have no control over my mind. But my dog, he has had many habits over time: sacrificing baby squirrels to the Dog god, acting as if he is asleep as soon as we fill his meal bowl so that he can catch a least one of the crows that try to eat from his food, peeing on my shoes — the right leg one, religiously for over a month, and now if my mom is right, he has started his detective agency! I never understood why he peed only on my right leg shoes, must be something the dog god has ordered him to do! The thing about killing baby squirrels, before you judge me please understand that we had no control over it. But fortunately, he stopped after a dozen kills, probably that was enough to lift the secret curse! If it helps, he never could catch even a single crow, crows are smarter that way!

A Few Days After I Got to Know the ‘Secret’

Well, not a secret anymore I guess, because mom said even the neighbours on the next block have been talking about this. News spread fast!

My daily writing routine happens in the verandah, and Caesar would be lying at my feet, nibbling at my toes. This is a few days after my mom broke the news to me, and also the day I would get the first glimpse of the stuff happening across the fence. The lady’s husband drives an orange coloured hatchback and it just left the house, and only he was in the car. The funny thing is that the husband is a police officer, yes the irony is a grade higher in this story! I continued writing and when I had three thousand words and going, a black sedan rounds up the corner and parks outside my neighbours’ house. A tall guy comes out of the car, he makes a conscious effort to not look around him, good for him that our neighbourhood is pretty sleepy one because it was just me and Caesar, who has slept off or I don’t know if it was the stink from my feet.

But Caser jumped like a vampire who got the smell of blood. He scared me and the lover both. He looked at me for a moment and then walked towards the backside of the house, I double stress this one, the backside of the house. If this is not a classic ‘illicit’ movement, then I don’t know what is. Caesar barked till he got tired, then he gulped the water from his bowl.

My Second and ‘Final’ Encounter With the Lover of My Neighbour

It is a Friday and it is Netflix night for me. This is the day where I stay awake and watch series till late hours and then go to sleep and wake up by afternoon. I am binge-watching ‘Vampire Diaries’, and it is the point in series where I am starting to like Stefan more than Damon. Team Damon, Yay!

I guess it is around 2 ish in the morning and Caser goes feral. Bonnie the witch is suspending things on air, and it stays there because I had to pause! My parents sleep like the dead, so I move the curtains to see what is happening. Our sly lover is here! But not sly anymore because Caser won’t stop. This is thrilling for me because I have never seen lovers sneak upon like this in real life! Good for him that the lady’s police husband is on duty most nights. I guess unless she gives a conformation, our guy won’t pull off something daring as such.

“Should I spoil his fun?”, I think. “Yes I should”, I decide

I open the door and put the lights on my car poach simultaneously. The man is halfway to the backsides, but he is caught on the spotlight. He looks at me, he is feeling awkward as hell. And me? Well, I am thrilled, because this is a first!

But surprisingly, not just me, others also had plans to spoil his fun!

I believe that even my dog is surprised. He stopped barking for a moment because lights on the front of my neighbour’s house are suddenly lit. Oh! Who could it be? Is she opening the front door to him? That’s brave!

Climax: The One I Wish Had Never Happened!

The climax is a bummer! The lady’s husband is a good cop, after all, I guess. I learned later that he has been spying on his wife’s secret lover for over a month, he wanted to catch both of them in the act and he did. That night, he was the one who opened the door, he was accompanied by his brother as well. The lady was away with her parents, while the husband and his brother trapped the lover with a fake text. The cop husband did not even let her wife’s lover have a good climax! Pun intended!

But being a cop, he knew he could not make it dramatic. What followed was a civilized approach where everyone had a conversation inside the house. Caesar and I both were confused as they went inside, Caeser even stopped barking. I waited for over an hour to catch a glimpse of something, but no one came out. Caser just lied down the way dogs do when they are disappointed, I went to my bed and rolled myself inside the sheets like a ‘Jalebi’ sweet!

Endnote

The neighbour’s house is vacant now, wild grass half as tall as I guard the front yard, creepers took over the fences, Caesar is sad that his detective agency is running in a loss, I am curious to know more about what happened after. But like I mentioned, it’s a bummer, as none of us knows what happened after that day.