Everything.

You can have it ALL

You can have EVERYTHING I’ve got in exchange for this lovely little doggie.

You can have my cantankerous mother.

You can have my Millenial (2000) son: but only on loan until he learns to be his old sweet pre-teenage self or a non-complaining, non-silent-treatment better version of what he is now.

You can have my sewing machine. Er… it’s not mine, exactly, strictly speaking…

You can have my treasured bicycle and my hiking boots.

You can have all my hand-sewn bags.

You can have my new camera.

You can have all my couture shoes. Yes, I mean it.

All I want in return is that cute little doggie