Every single paragraph was a delight to read, Alison! The one above and the one that follows it are my absolute faves.

One tiny fisted weasel swaggers tall above the rest. The Pudgy Emperor of Trumpistan, the Baron of Bloviate, The Tangerine Tantrum, IQ 45, Mr Impeachment himself — I give you Donald J Trump. ~Alison Tennant

But also this one.

Greater minds, and much more patient ones than I, have painstakingly catalogued in indefatigable detail the finer points of Fuckface Von Clownstick’s irredeemable idiocy and flat out falsehoods. ~Alison Tennant

You are the Nobel Prize winner of Top Rant.