Emoji Bollocks

Really! I am not ‘woke‘ and never likely to be.

Political correctness For anyone that knows me Isn’t natural behavior Especially after whiskey

I feel I’ve lost some vital part A fear or misunderstanding What is appropriate to say Or which is the polite emoji

What fear must I brave? Disconnect from one another What hug is considered acceptable When it’s not my love or brother

The news this morning informs me The laughing emoji is not cool Who makes this stuff up Probably never pissed in the pool

Doesn’t free expression mean Without condition or expectation Stuff you young political experts Go find some relaxation

I don’t need to be educated Not to stare and not say fuck I have my self-awareness I can text my laugh — go suck