Elon Musk vs Vladimir Putin aka — The Rocket Man vs Caucasian Nightmare
Welcome to the Co-Main Event of 2022. (The Main Event, unfortunately, is taking place in Ukraine. I send all my respect, support, and love to those who bravely defend their country! Slava Ukraine! My sole intention of writing this article in this tough, painful period of wartime is to bring a humble smile to the eyes of those whose hearts beat for the safety and victory of the Ukrainian people. I will be thrilled if I can make you chuckle even for a second with this article!)
In the past few days, we have faced an exciting challenge that is rarely seen. Space X founder and CEO Elon Musk “aka” “The Rocket Man” challenged the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin “aka” “The Caucasian Nightmare” to single combat via Twitter.
Let’s translate this brave challenge into English for you dear readers.
“I hereby challenge Vladimir Putin to single combat.”
The response from Putin’s side was immediate after the challenge fall like a bombshell. Dmitry Rogozin, Head of the Russian Space Agency, targeted Elon Musk on Twitter.
“You, little devil, are still young,” Compete with me weak. It would only be a waste of time.”
Elon Musk has been tweeting in support of Ukraine to show his sympathy and support while harshly criticizing Putin and his regime ever since Russia’s attempt to invade and violate the Freedom of Ukraine. But “The Rocket Man” did not only tweet like a keyboard warrior but showed a true heart of a lion by responding to a special request from Mykhalio Federov, Vice Prime Minister of Ukraine.
Elon Musk is an entrepreneur and business magnate, who is not only known for sending rockets into space, but also for being a man of his word.
Starlink has arrived in Ukraine within two days.
After the arrival of Starlink Satellites to Ukraine; Volodymyr Zelenskyy, President of Ukraine, thanked and invited Elon Musk to Ukraine via Video Call after achieving their inevitable victory against the Russian invaders.
“The Rocket Man” has once again proved that he is a doer, not a talker. And the doer now challenging Vladimir Putin to a fistfight! Now that we know he is never going to back up from his words; then let’s analyze the fight card for Martial Arts fans who put their hearts and souls into the sport.
CO-MAIN EVENT OF 2022.
On the WHITE Corner: Elon “The Rocket Man” Musk.
(AUTHOR’S FAVORITE)
Age: 50
Height- 6'1
Weight- 180.2
Net Worth- 221.1B
Style-Striker and Thai Chi
Author’s Comment: Elon is known for his striking skills that reach into space. “The Rocket Man” also has a very strong brain, has the potential to stop his opponents from a distance with his mind power.
Odds: -24000000
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On the DARK Corner: Vladimir “The Caucasian Nightmare” Putin.
Age: 69
Height- 5'5
Weight-154
Net Worth- Black Money Love.
Odds- +1000000
Style: Hypersonic Nuclear Missiles, Judo (Black Belt)
Authors Comment: Vladimir is known for his dictatorship, war crimes, poisoning his opponents, hatred of all kinds of love, peace, friendship. He is known for separating families from each other with tears. Vladimir has proven many times that if he feels like losing competition against his opponents; he is sending his cronies to poison the opponent before the fight! Like his cronies poisoned the Opposition Party Leader in Russia with Radioactive Poison. “Or he may Nuke the Octagon”
All joking aside, The heroes who are fighting for their freedom in Ukraine right now, the honorable Ukrainians who lost their lives for the future of their country, and their fearless leader will be the winners of this war. Think of a leader who sat tall in his saddle alongside his nation against the World’s most advanced nuclear power, fearlessly defies murderous dictatorship, and dares to die by fighting shoulder to shoulder with his kin. Refusing the NATO countries offers for his safe evacuation by saying: “I NEED AMMO, NOT A RIDE” like a modern time gladiator. There is only one word to say for this courage.
LONG LIVE UKRAINE! LONG LIVE ZELENSKYY!
The truth will prevail against Tyranny! And You Volodymyr Zelenskyy! And You Hero Ukrainians! Will go down in the dusty pages of history in golden letters.
