Dutch Tulip Bulbs
And other monetary manias
The present day investment trends in cryptocurrencies and NFTs (non-fungible tokens) has lately been likened to the 17th century Dutch tulip mania. For those who don’t know, this was in effect the first recorded instance of a what investors call a ‘speculative bubble’. Of course, bubbles tend to burst, and indeed the past week has seen a massive 1.5 trillion dollar selloff of every major digital currency in existence.
Ergo today’s Anti-Poem deals with the topic in question, although admittedly, with a tone of derision…
From the forthcoming, Future Sutras: A Decade of Anti-Poetry
Dutch Tulip Bulbs
ATTN: Crypto Bros
Sell off your ape-art NFTs!
Surely some sucker
Will buy the dip.
In a few years we’ll know
Whether it was all a scam
Or if these virtual assets
Are for real legit.
Either way, let go of it;
Irreality isn’t worth the hit.
Yes — the Metaverse may thrive
But our planet’s going to shit!
Disconnect your mind from hive
Head on straight | it’s time to QUIT.
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