POETRY

Dropping the Fart

Free verse satire poetry on dumping trump

In Birmingham England, to do a trump is to fart. This of course has given me plenty of belly aching laughter. President fart! Ah ha ha haa. See ya…

Mathematical explanations are lost in a quagmire of shite, Unable to calculate let alone translate In any kind of understandable manner The behaviour of this brain state too unpredictable For any type of chaos theorists to logically work out.

A team of thousands had been working on this problem, No matter how many combinations were used It could not be worked out, certainly not explained so they just dropped it.

They can now all breathe a sigh of relief as this examination Will soon dissipate, leaving them to feed it Into a shredder freeing up valuable time for them to get on with Theories of a more useful nature.

Thank you, Dr Mehmet Yildiz and the ILLUMINATION-Curated team for giving my words a platform. Thank you all for reading. J. 🙏