Downpour
A Walk on Boiling Water
Hard rain on asphalt — I walk on boiling water
Rule number one. Downpour means stay inside, skip today’s morning walk; honestly, you walk enough as it is, and getting soaked isn’t worth it. Light a fire or something. Enjoy the warm inside. Read a book.
Rule number two. If caught in one while already on the walk, bee-line it back home before you get soaked.
Rule number three. Ignore rules one and two.
This was one of those rule number three days.
Rain threatened as I stepped out onto my cabin porch. I looked up, trying to judge the clouds and the wind; concluded: I’ll probably make it back dry, or dryish.
Rain continued to threaten for the first half a mile or so, then they began to fall, individual drops — rain so tentative that you could count each landing, some on my face, but the drops were heavy, meant business.
Bee-line it back home?
No, not yet, I’ll probably make it all the way without getting soaked. Here’s to hoping, anyway.
Reaching about a mile (the full morning walk is 4.2 miles — from my cabin to the newly built airport and back, most of it along the Pacific shoreline), word from the initial drops have reached and called on all their buddies and here they come: raining now.
And now, raining harder.
And harder.
Yes, definitely time to bee-line it back home. Still, I walk a little farther, still undecided; but now the rain is really turning it on, graduating from falling to pouring. In scarily short order, I am soaked. Still, I walk (splash) a little farther.
Question: how much more soaked will I be if I walk the full 4.2 versus turning around now? How much drencheder (yeah, I know, no such word) will two extra miles mean?
Answer: About the same soaked. Conclusion: Oh, what the hell, I’ll just tough it out.
Resigned to a very wet fate, I actually enjoy the amazing lashing that the rain is giving the tarmac: so wet and so splattered it looks like it’s boiling. Look, I’m walking on boiling water.
© Wolfstuff






