Don’t Use Puff Pastry on a Cooking Show (and Other Writing Advice)
You may not realize it, but you’re in a writing reality show. Work the basics to win.

I’m a reality television whore. I love them all: from the botoxed breast-implanted women of high society to the dick-swinging sociopaths battling it out on deserted islands. They are mini cataclysms of everyday life; they’re expedited trainwrecks representing us all.
As a contestant, there are certain dumbass moves you should never do, such as going on Survivor and not knowing how to build a fire or competing on Top Chef and using a puff pastry.
You are in a reality show, whether you know it or not. Every day you are competing for the attention of readers. You need to form alliances. You need to think strategically. And above all else, stay far away from playing the mind games.
You Can’t Do It Alone
You’re writing on a social media platform. The rules change: sometimes, the goal is about friend/follower counts; sometimes, the goal is to gather likes/claps. But always — always! — it is about relationships.
You can’t be a lone wolf and expect to win. That sounds contradictory, doesn’t it? The word “win” implies a solo act, but a solo act can’t win.
There are a LOT of ways people win in reality television, besides being the top dog. Sometimes contestants get cars, money, and trips during the journey. The 2nd, 3rd, and 14th place contestants often find fame from the competition and move on to other lucrative deals: selling perfumes, music albums, and Fyre Island tickets.
Winning isn’t about getting the top prize. It is about staying in the game.
To stay in the game longer, you need the help of others. And (very important) you need to help others. You will get burned out and wither if you don’t help others and accept help from others. Form alliances, lots of them.
Every Game has a Strategy
No matter the show, the basics are the same: form alliances and play your strategy. Trust the process. Let me say that again, trust the process.
Whatever path you take, stick to it. You won’t get results when you first begin the game. You might get lucky, but don’t get cocky — early success is luck, nothing more. Most of the time, your first steps will be barren. Stick to the plan. Oh, and trust the process.
There’s one constant to begin your writing success: write every day. Everything else is up to you: how long you write, what you write about, where you submit your writing, what themes you use, how you make your writing look, and what images you use.
Read the rules and make your plan. And then, execute your plan every day.
Stay Away from Mind Games
Stats are fun but don’t trust them. They don’t define who you are as a person or a writer. You will always end up with a win if you follow the steps above: form alliances and work the plan daily. Taking a day off and resting on yesterday’s successful article is like using a puff pastry in a cooking show. Your end product will be undercooked and fall flat.
The biggest mind game of them all is comparison. Again, a paradox. The words “game” imply a type of pissing contest. Looking at your neighbor’s penis will fuck with your mind. Don’t cross the streams; piss in your own pot.
People go bonkers in reality shows trying to guess what other people are doing. They may even begin playing that other person’s game. When it comes to other people in the writing game, find alliances, and help them out. Let them help you. Stick to your game plan. Work it daily.
Make it to All-Stars
If you don’t win the big prize, stick around. Games are all about second chances. Become a crowd favorite and get voted back into the game. How do you become a crowd favorite?
- Don’t be a lone wolf; form and work alliances.
- Have a plan and execute it daily.
And above all, if you go on Survivor, know how to build a fucking fire.
Thanks for reading! I write about being unproductive, breaking habits, and getting lots of sleep, AND still getting things done.
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