Don’t Go Baking My Tart

A Song Parody of Don’t Go Breaking My Heart by Elton John (duet with Kiki Dee)

Don’t go baking my tart Bread’s where your talent lies No honey, I’ll eat your breadsticks Please put butter on mine

Don’t go baking my tart You take the plate off of me Oh honey when you knock down the flour I’ll give you my yeast

Now bloody roll it Knead it don’t frown Turn it around Now bloody roll it Bread is your art I’ll save you my tart I’ll save you my tart

So don’t go baking my tart Bread baking sets you apart Don’t go baking my tart

Man, no bread roll holds us ’Cause no bagel slowed us And don’t make such a fuss, Abe I think you can bake it

So don’t reprimand me You took a bite of my pie You didn’t ask, that’s a shame It’s not your tart you’ve no right

Now bloody roll it Knead it don’t frown Turn it around Now bloody roll it Bread is your art I’ll save you my tart I’ll save you my tart

So don’t go baking my tart Bread baking sets you apart Don’t go baking my tart

Now bloody roll it Knead it don’t frown Turn it around Now bloody roll it Bread is your art I’ll save you my tart I’ll save you my tart

So don’t go baking my tart Bread baking sets you apart Don’t go baking my Don’t go baking my Your bagel sets you apart Don’t go baking my tart Don’t go baking my tart Bread baking sets you apart Don’t go baking my Don’t go baking my tart Sigh! Don’t go breaking a fart Don’t go baking my Don’t go baking my tart

Sir Elton John is so young and slim in this video.

Weren’t we all!