DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

Summary

The content reflects on the challenges of juggling a full-time job with raising twins and the raw experience of childbirth, hinting at a forthcoming detailed account of these experiences.

Abstract

The author of the content provides a glimpse into their life, which includes managing a full-time job alongside the demands of raising twins, as depicted in a series of intimate photographs. The narrative touches on the physical toll of childbirth, with a particular emphasis on a memorable third delivery facilitated by an obstetrician named Tom. The author promises to share more about the realities of breastfeeding twins simultaneously and the intense, often underestimated, experience of childbirth. The tone of the content is candid and personal, suggesting that readers will gain a deeper understanding of these topics in future writings.

Opinions

The author conveys a sense of resilience and exhaustion in balancing work and parenting responsibilities.
There is an underlying tone of humor and sarcasm when discussing the challenges faced, particularly in the context of breastfeeding and childbirth.
The author seems to hold a strong opinion about the lack of awareness regarding the difficulties of childbirth, implying that society often overlooks these challenges.
A sense of personal experience and authority is evident when the author mentions specific details about their childbirth experiences, suggesting a desire to enlighten readers about the realities that are seldom discussed.
The use of direct language and the promise of a more serious tone in future articles indicate the author's commitment to authentic storytelling and a passion for sharing their perspective on parenthood.

DON’T

JUST DON’T.

If you absolutely have to, let me give you a little clue as to what my life looked like just a few short years ago:

Cute, huh?

JUGgle those with a full-time job.

Don’t even get me started on childbirth.

Oh, it’s too late… but I’ll break it to you gently:

The third birth, where the obstetrician shoves his entire arm up inside of me, like what I imagine they do in those hard-core films, that birth was the easiest. It’s true, the first twin had opened the birth canal.

That specialist barely said hello before doing his business. I still remember his name. Tom. I remember being irked about that.

Watch this space for:

An article on breastfeeding two kids at the same time. It helps if you are so emaciated from having all the fat sucked out of you, that your er, appendages, hang down on either side of your supine body at night. Then you can have a baby in the crook of each arm while you snooze.

The REAL story of childbirth. You bitches have no idea. NO FUCKING IDEA.

If you liked this, you may be ready for a change of tone to deadly serious:

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

DON’T

Romney and Raspberries

This reminds me of the Republicans telling the electorate off for not voting Romney after the last election.