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Don’t Eat KFC If It Tastes Burnt

Send that nasty chicken back

This is a public service announcement.

Don’t eat KFC if it tastes burnt!

You’re thinking, “Why would anybody eat burnt chicken?”

Let me clarify. It doesn’t look burnt. It tastes burnt.

I know what I’m talking about.

I worked at Kentucky Fried Chicken when I was in high school. This was the mid to late 90s. I worked part-time for almost five years. But I walked out one day and never bothered to go back. I was such a dumbass back then, but I digress.

I know everybody is trying to be health-conscious, but everybody cheats, right?

It’s Friday, it’s been a long week, and you don’t want to cook. Solution: A hot bucket of deep-fried bird. But if that bird tastes burnt, it means that the cooks haven’t cleaned the deep fryer and changed the shortening.

Don’t pay for burnt-tasting chicken. Send that sh*t back.