Don’t Call Me a Software Engineer, Call Me A Techie
A hilarious video that will make your day
While browsing YouTube today, I came across this hilarious video by Shraddha.
She is a class.
This short video of fewer than 4 minutes made me laugh numerous times.
A must-watch. Hats off to Shraddha.
Few of the amazing lines:
- “So what do you do?” : “I am helping machines learn more about you so that machines can save you time that you would have otherwise wasted in deciding where to waste your time”
- “Technology is Astrology++: Don’t just predict the future. Decide the future and then automate it”.
- “Technology is simple but water taps are getting complicated. What a time to be alive. Research shows that 78% of people who visit 5-star hotels don't wash their hands in the bathroom. That is because they don’t know how to open the tap”
- “Will you return to work?” : “As a techie, I won’t. Since we invented the remote control, do we ever walk to the TV to change channels? I am both eco-friendly and ambulance-friendly. I won’t go outside.”
And the best one:
“How about working hybrid?” : “What are we, frogs? Sometimes on land and other times in water. We are tech sharks — we live only in water”
Before you go, do also check these 2 beautiful articles I read today
1st by Connie Song
2nd by Ben Soyka