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Donny’s Parents Rent Him A Life-Size Elf To, Um… Sleep With
“Son, we’re not saying you should fuck her.”
“Donny, your Christmas gift is on the front porch.”
“Mom! I knew you’d pull this. You insisted on no gifts this year because of my college expenses, your car problems, and Dad’s medical bills.”
“Don’t argue with your mom, Don. It’s Christmas. Go check the front porch like she asked.”
“Fine! But I’m not happy about this because I didn’t bring either of you anything.”
“Don’t worry about it, Don, we’ll figure something out.”
Mom and Dad are all excited as Don opens the front door.
“There’s no gift out here! Just one of those Rent-A-Elves, who looks like she forgot to bring my gift.”
Dad says, “She didn’t forget; she is your gift.”
“Don’t be rude, Donny, invite her in. I’m sure it’s cold out there… even for Elves.”
Don turns to his parents, visibly upset, and says, “What the hell do you mean, she’s my gift? Dad! Did you get me a hooker for Christmas? I’m just between girlfriends, I don’t need a hooker.”
“She’s not a hooker, Donny. She’s a life-size Elf, like the one on your shelf that you masturbated to last Christmas.”
“WAIT! WHAT? I didn’t…”
“Nanny-Cam, Don. Don’t embarrass yourself any further. Anyways, we’re not expecting you to fuck her. She’ll just be staying overnight… in your room… with you… in your bed… since you only have one.”
“Hold on a minute, Dad. Let’s back up! Nanny-Cam? That teddy bear is like twenty-five years old! The batteries would have been dead long ago.”
“I replace them every year, Donny, so they don’t do that acid thing and leak out of his butt. It would wreck his fur.”
“Ah… every year? Mom!”
“Donny, I also made you something with the sewing machine you got me last year. I’d really like to see you in it.”
Mom holds out a larger box.
“Come On! You’re going to embarrass me even further? In front of a complete stranger?”
“Don’t you recognize me, Donny?” Asks the girl.
Staring into her eyes vs. her chest, which he’s been sneaking peeks at since she first walked in. “Sonya?”
Turning to his parents, “You two want me to fuck my cousin?”
“Again, Don, we never said you should fuck her.”
“Plus, Donny, she’s your second cousin, so that’s kind of a grey area.”
“Mom! There’s no grey area! Second cousins are blood relatives.”
Sonya adds, “I’m okay with that grey area, Donny.” Putting her mitten on his crotch. “Plus, I’m on the pill.”
“Did you hear that, Don, she’s on the pill? Sounds like consent to me. What do you think, Debra?”
Mom replies, “I’m a witness. That was a come-and-get-it if I’ve ever heard one.”
Frustrated and frozen about what to say next, Don snags the box out of his mom’s hands and goes to his room to change.
To avoid any awkward silence, Debra and Donald take time to visit with Sonya.
“So, Sonya… our son’s got a pretty big package.”
“Yes, I saw him take it to his room.”
Debra adds, “Your Uncle Donald was talking about his cock, honey.”
“So was I, Aunt Debra.”
“See! I told you this one was perfect for him. Plus, the money should help you get that new retainer you wanted. Turn around and show us that ass.”
Uncle Donald says, “Nice! Tell your Uncle, were you naughty this year?”
“It depends; how much more money do you have?”
Donny stomps back out, dressed in a Santa suit, but because of his age and slim build, he looks more like another adult, life-sized elf.
“MOM! Really? Now we both look like those shelf elves! Why?”
“Don’t interrupt, Don. The adults were talking.” Turning to Sonya, “I’ve got this nice crisp twenty, Sonya, that says you were naughty.”
“My ass is worth way more than that, Uncle Donald.”
“WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?”
“Calm down, Donny. Your dad was just checking if your cousin has been naughty or nice, and wants to spank her ass if she was naughty.”
“All of this feels like when you got me that train set, Dad! And then you played with it more than me.”
“You really need to get over that, Don. It was a very high-end engine, with an extra nice caboose, just like your cousin Sonya has.”
“Thank you, Uncle Donald, but it’ll still be way more than twenty.”
“NO! DAD! She’s my gift! You can’t play with her!”
Grabbing his crotch again, Sonya says, “I like when you fight for me, Donny.”
“You’re my favorite cousin; of course, I will fight for you.”
“And yet, you didn’t recognize me for over five minutes?”
Changing the subject, “Mom? Why the elf outfits?”
“Because you get off on your shelf, elves.”
“No, I don’t!”
“You left them on your dresser, doing it doggie style, last Christmas.”
“For God’s sake! That was a joke!”
Dad adds, “Again, Donny, Nanny-Cam.”
Sonya smiles and asks, “They watched you masturbate to shelf elves, doing it doggie style, with a Nanny-Cam? That’s, really weird but, also hot. Did you want to show me that position, Donny?”
Don stands silently at his wit’s end, staring off into the distance.
Mom adds, “Why don’t you two run along and play now? Your father and I need to get to bed.” Finishing off her statement with a wink.
“MOM! Did you just wink at me? I don’t want to know what you two are about to do!”
“Now, Don, I’m sure your mom just got some dust in her eye. This old house is dustier than it used to be.”
“Donald! Really! Are you saying I don’t clean like I used to?”
“NO! I…”
“What else don’t I do like I used to? While we’re at it, how about we discuss your thing that doesn’t work like it used to?”
Sonya grabs Don’s hand and drags him off to his bedroom.
“Wait, how do you know where my bedroom is?”
“Spin the bottle silly.” Closing the door behind them.
Fed up with everything going on, Don locks his bedroom door before turning around to find Sonya on his bed, on all fours. As shocked as he was, Sonya turned up the electricity even further.
“Don, your dad was right. I’ve been extra naughty and need a spanking… badly.”
“But… but… they’ll hear that.”
Pulling her phone from wherever she had it hidden, Sonya streams some Christmas music as loud as possible. Adding, “Now they won’t.”
“What?”
“I SAID, NOW THEY WON’T!”
Don’s breathing and heart rate increased, along with the size of his special Christmas package just for Sonya. She slowly repositions herself on his bed so her sexy red ass is aiming right toward him.
“SPANK ME DON! SPANK ME!”
Unable to hold back any further, Don jumps onto his bed, kneeling. With one arm wrapped down under her waist, pulling and holding her ass even higher, he gives her the spanking of all spankings.
With every white glove treatment, Sonya squirms and gasps so loud that he can hear her over the music. Reaching back while letting her face and tits hit his pillow, Sonya sizes up his package from every angle she can.
Finally reaching up under his fluff, she yanks down the front of his tights, allowing his little helping to pop out of hiding. He ends his last spank by keeping his hand on her ass before slowly sliding it upward until he can grab and pull down her tights.
From there, it’s time to ride Sonya’s sleigh, hard and fast! She bites down on his pillow, as his hands grab both sides of her wide black belt, so he can fully slam her with gifts, without losing control.
As both of them orgasm harder than the Christmas spirit after one year of tease and denial, their screams of pleasure are louder than Sonya’s music… especially since it just stopped.
With every gasp, grunt, squeal, and scream, their noises echo hard off Don’s bedroom walls… or so they thought. It turns out these noises weren’t echoes at all.
“I’m falling over!”
“Hang onto the footboard tighter, Debra!”
“I CAN’T! I CAN’T! YOU’RE RAMMING ME TOO HARD!”
Both Sonya and Don stop fucking, as they listen to his parent’s very messy and out-of-control fuck fest…
“IT’S IN MY ASS! GET IT OUT OF MY ASS!”
“HOLD STILL! I THINK IT’S STUCK! Wait… Got it!”
“Hey! Donald. They stopped.”
“Hold on, honey, I’ll be right back.”
{KNOCK!} {KNOCK!} {KNOCK!}
“Hey, Don! Remember when you felt bad about not bringing your lovely mom or me any gifts?”
Turning to Sonya, Don says, “He has to be kidding.”
“Don! Why don’t you two try a new position? You’re young, she’s limber, go for it.”
Don’s about to tell his dad off when Sonya nudges him. Then, she goes into a back bend. Her feet and hands are on the floor, while her middle is begging to be gifted hard and deep.
His mom’s voice can be heard through the wall, “That’s a girl!”
This is when Don quickly surveys the room to find his teddy bear on the end of one of his bookshelves. Both of his eyes and built-in Nanny-Cam staring right at the cousins.
He’s about to grab the bear until Sonya’s music turns back on, and she screams, “FUCK ME NOW, DON! I CAN’T HOLD THIS POSITION MUCH LONGER! HURRY!”
Don mouths, “I love you, Mom and Dad. Merry Christmas” directly into the bear’s camera, Before returning to rail his cousin Sonya for all he’s worth…
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