Donald Trump Jr. Was Laughing His Ass Off . . . Until . . .

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ight think all this would have gotten him down, but he was saved by a story on the home front that has him giddier than a hyena in heat —</p><p id="c2f5" type="7">Yesterday they announced that the substance found in the West Wing of the White House on Sunday was cocaine.</p><p id="7a04">“Dude,” he told his brother Eric, “did you hear?! The FBI said that stuff they found at the White House was cocaine!”</p><p id="4d13">“Wow!” Eric responded. “Really? Biden hittin’ it, huh?</p><p id="1cc2">“No dude — that’s my banano!” he howled. “That’s my lace! They found it taped, right under a shelf in that little storage area, right outside the Oval Office. That’s where I used to hide it so I could have it handy when dad wanted to have one of his talks. That was my fckin’ blow!”</p><p id="1148">“One of his talks . . . ?”</p><p id="0044">“Yeah. We used to talk about all sorts of sht. Domestic sht. Foreign sht. What to do about that little brown nosed Jared . . .”</p><p id="05da">“Oh. Dad never talked to . . .”</p><p id="2d5d">“F*ckin’ A dude!” Don Jr. cut him off. “This is ripe! That’s why I cancelled my trip down under. I had to be here to see how this all plays out. I’m going

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to get on Twitter right now and lay it all on Hunter. Everybody will believe that. What an op! This is so f*uck’n funny!” he cackled.</p><p id="1813">“You say the FBI tested it?” Eric asked.</p><p id="1293">“Yeah, I guess. That’s what they said.”</p><p id="f3ae">“But suppose they tested it for finger prints . . .?”</p><p id="4172" type="7">And thus, Don Jr. stopped laughing — as Eric began.</p><p id="c93d">I wonder how the dodgy dishonest duo are doing?</p><div id="6d7c" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/congresswoman-marjorie-taylor-greene-suffers-acute-depression-after-learning-hunter-biden-charges-b190c11d1f08"> <div> <div> <h2>Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene Suffers Acute Depression After Learning Hunter Biden Charges…</h2> <div><h3>Friend Boebert reports she’s on the mend!</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*aK0DFEhLc13D16CH)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

And Australia has nothing to do with it

Donald Trump Jr. suffers a blow — Photo by Colin Davis on Unsplash

Who was Australia’s Home Affairs Minister calling “a big baby who isn’t very popular”?

You may have heard an Australian government official blasted Donald Trump Jr. after he postponed his speaking tour of the nation.

Little Donnie had been scheduled to speak in Brisbane, Melbourne, and Sydney starting on Sunday, which attracted protests on social media and a petition signed by more than 20,000 people urging the government to ban him from entering. This was not the type of advanced publicity he was hoping for, so it called for a change of plans.

You might think all this would have gotten him down, but he was saved by a story on the home front that has him giddier than a hyena in heat —

Yesterday they announced that the substance found in the West Wing of the White House on Sunday was cocaine.

“Dude,” he told his brother Eric, “did you hear?! The FBI said that stuff they found at the White House was cocaine!”

“Wow!” Eric responded. “Really? Biden hittin’ it, huh?

“No dude — that’s my banano!” he howled. “That’s my lace! They found it taped, right under a shelf in that little storage area, right outside the Oval Office. That’s where I used to hide it so I could have it handy when dad wanted to have one of his talks. That was my f*ckin’ blow!”

“One of his talks . . . ?”

“Yeah. We used to talk about all sorts of sh*t. Domestic sh*t. Foreign sh*t. What to do about that little brown nosed Jared . . .”

“Oh. Dad never talked to . . .”

“F*ckin’ A dude!” Don Jr. cut him off. “This is ripe! That’s why I cancelled my trip down under. I had to be here to see how this all plays out. I’m going to get on Twitter right now and lay it all on Hunter. Everybody will believe that. What an op! This is so f*uck’n funny!” he cackled.

“You say the FBI tested it?” Eric asked.

“Yeah, I guess. That’s what they said.”

“But suppose they tested it for finger prints . . .?”

And thus, Don Jr. stopped laughing — as Eric began.

I wonder how the dodgy dishonest duo are doing?

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Donald Trump Jr. Was Laughing His Ass Off . . . Until . . .

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