Does NZ Green Lip Mussel extinguish Pain?

Hopefully it does, but if it doesn’t, we will refrain — Poetic Pussycat Tale

A Pussy Cat Tale

Lady Donga Diaries

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Meow 261

The other day I heard that dogs take green lip mussels for arthritis

So I want my human to experiment with them to delight us

For often his chronic pain awakes him late at night

So we are looking for natural supplements in the back pain fight

The green lip mussel comes from Aotearoa — AKA New Zealand

And it naturally fights inflammation that relieves the pain at hand

So I drove my human into town today to do some shopping

And the groceries bag carry causes him so much pain he’s nearly dropping

So we made some supplement inquiries at the pharmacist

And she said for some humans and dogs green mussel pills can assist

So the only thing is for my human is to give them a try

And with our trial we will analyze the five w’s and why

The other five are who, when, which, what and where

There is a ‘wow’ but for now — we won’t go there

And when we are done and if it’s good, we will report back to you

So you don’t have to risk your body — as we are your zoo

And gratitude to all the Medium writers who prayed and cared

Because today we picked up a 2nd hand air conditioner shared

Shared by some random person who had heard of our heatwave tedium

No not by telegram, telewomen, telephone — it was our Medium

And now my human has typed his best — he requires an Interlude

We just want to send our love to you all — our GRATITUDE

MeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooW for now dear readers

Until next time

With Love — Lady Donga Diaries — © Meow 261–2024